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[dolari]

My depression isn't chemical. Its from "Shit keeps happening."

I need to lay off the Coca Cola. Prolly half my weight problems right there.

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[valeriekeefe.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, shit keeps happening, but then, they don't market a pill for that...

Does shit keep happening? Ask your dealer if cocaine is right for you.

[bmowder.livejournal.com]

If you ever find a solution to the weight problem, CALL ME UP!!! Operators are standing by! I thought age was supposed to make you wiser, not heavier.

When I meet more than 3 a**holes in a day, I am forced to wonder if THEY might not be the problem.

Hope the shit happens to someone else for a while.

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

Two of my co-workers lost weight when they stopped drinking soda (pop/Coke/however it's called in your area). One lost 3 pounds; the other lost 6. Just by giving up soda.

[frankie23.livejournal.com]

I'm of a fairly average size for a male of my height/age, but about a year and a half ago, I started noticing parts of me were a bit saggier then I wanted them to be. I stopped drinking soda, switched to water and tea, and I quickly regained a tone to myself. That shit really is poison; sweet, sweet poison.

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

If your shit lasts for more than 4 hours, please call your dealer.

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

A wee little part of me is happy that you call it "soda." :)

[valeriekeefe.livejournal.com]

Do not take cocaine while operating a trading floor...