Hello, pretty ladiy. Drop your deflectors! I've set my phaser to love....

It's the second annual First National Jenn Day!

National Jenn Day is one of four Jenn Days in the year when JEnn does whatever the hell she wants, buys anything that catches her fancy and allows herself to be a pretty damned selfish person fullfilling her every impulsive want and need.

::looks in wallet:: ::looks in driveway::

Suddenly I don't feel very festive.

Hello, pretty ladiy. Drop your deflectors! I've set my phaser to love....

It's the second annual First National Jenn Day!

National Jenn Day is one of four Jenn Days in the year when JEnn does whatever the hell she wants, buys anything that catches her fancy and allows herself to be a pretty damned selfish person fullfilling her every impulsive want and need.

::looks in wallet:: ::looks in driveway::

Suddenly I don't feel very festive.

Reverse Psychology to the Nth Degree

"You can get more with a kind word and a two by four than you can get with a kind word alone." --Marcus.
"This calls for a delicate balance of psychology and extreme violence." --Vyvyan

Heh.

So oI figure...if this whole family just eats up this ill will kinda thing...aAnd if they really do thrive off negativity. I mentally took a big old baseball bat and mentally beat the tar out of the 'rents. Just went at it with a left and a right and a pow pow pow. Imagined a big old bloody pulp where their heads used to be.

I got some cash out of the thing. Dad got some work. Mom is...well...I don't know where she is. But she seemed happy.

Maybe there WILL be a First National Jenn Day after all!

Reverse Psychology to the Nth Degree

"You can get more with a kind word and a two by four than you can get with a kind word alone." --Marcus.
"This calls for a delicate balance of psychology and extreme violence." --Vyvyan

Heh.

So oI figure...if this whole family just eats up this ill will kinda thing...aAnd if they really do thrive off negativity. I mentally took a big old baseball bat and mentally beat the tar out of the 'rents. Just went at it with a left and a right and a pow pow pow. Imagined a big old bloody pulp where their heads used to be.

I got some cash out of the thing. Dad got some work. Mom is...well...I don't know where she is. But she seemed happy.

Maybe there WILL be a First National Jenn Day after all!