- 1st
- 12:00 am
Where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!
- 5 comments
12:00 amWhere are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!
08:05 amI can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.
- 3 comments
08:05 amI can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.
08:52 am(no subject)
08:52 am(no subject)
09:33 amRipping off Art Bell....
- 1 comment
09:33 amRipping off Art Bell....
- 2nd
- 09:29 am
The theory that Cobra Commander's actually the lead singer for AC/DC doesn't keep me up nights.
09:29 amThe theory that Cobra Commander's actually the lead singer for AC/DC doesn't keep me up nights.
- 3rd
- 08:33 am
When Allison is happy, she's rather cute. :)
08:33 amWhen Allison is happy, she's rather cute. :)
06:40 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
06:40 pm(no subject)
07:17 pm:9
- 3 comments
07:17 pm:9
- 4th
- 08:18 am
The Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head so YOUR HEAD ASPLODE Medicine
- 6 comments
08:18 amThe Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head so YOUR HEAD ASPLODE Medicine
- 5th
- 06:22 am
HADOKEN! KIKOUKEN! HAOH SOH KOOH KEN! ALLEZ CUISINE!
06:22 amHADOKEN! KIKOUKEN! HAOH SOH KOOH KEN! ALLEZ CUISINE!
08:47 amYou...like your father...are now.,..MINE. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
08:47 amYou...like your father...are now.,..MINE. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- 6th
- 07:59 am
Woohoo! Billy made it to the bonus level on TurboTax!
- 3 comments
07:59 amWoohoo! Billy made it to the bonus level on TurboTax!
- 7th
- 08:05 am
None of whom I wish to see naked eating pork rinds.
08:05 amNone of whom I wish to see naked eating pork rinds.
08:55 pmGod bless the Pagans.
08:55 pmGod bless the Pagans.
- 8th
- 04:38 am
Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.
- 8 comments
04:38 amLike Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.
07:14 amWhat a way to spend the night, if I don't drown, i'll die of fright. My pappy taught me how to floa
- 3 comments
07:14 amWhat a way to spend the night, if I don't drown, i'll die of fright. My pappy taught me how to floa
08:33 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
08:33 pm(no subject)
- 10th
- 04:35 am
She's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And she can't chew bubblegum with those teeth.
- 5 comments
04:35 amShe's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And she can't chew bubblegum with those teeth.
10:06 am"Fancy Pants!" "Scarecrow!"
- 5 comments
10:06 am"Fancy Pants!" "Scarecrow!"
11:03 amThere's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
- 2 comments
11:03 amThere's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
04:52 pm(no subject)
04:52 pm(no subject)
- 11th
- 08:21 am
I've certainly had enough of you, whoever you are!
08:21 amI've certainly had enough of you, whoever you are!
05:51 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
05:51 pm(no subject)
- 12th
- 04:22 am
Serlingesque
04:22 amSerlingesque
07:46 amThe Passion of the Christ II: Electric Boogaloo
- 3 comments
07:46 amThe Passion of the Christ II: Electric Boogaloo
08:56 amBrainstorm Before Bed
- 2 comments
08:56 amBrainstorm Before Bed
- 13th
- 07:55 am
Daddy's a dark riddle. Momma's a head full of bees.
07:55 amDaddy's a dark riddle. Momma's a head full of bees.
- 14th
- 07:06 am
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
- 7 comments
07:06 amViolet! You're turning violet, Violet!
08:42 amI'm gonna horrify you into a coma.
- 2 comments
08:42 amI'm gonna horrify you into a coma.
- 16th
- 07:58 pm
In both senses of the word....
- 1 comment
07:58 pmIn both senses of the word....
- 17th
- 09:49 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
09:49 am(no subject)
- 18th
- 08:13 am
I should not walk! That a child! May live!
- 4 comments
08:13 amI should not walk! That a child! May live!
- 19th
- 06:55 am
Enough puzzles, now I wish to Blow Shit Up.
- 4 comments
06:55 amEnough puzzles, now I wish to Blow Shit Up.
- 20th
- 04:39 am
See, if you say stupid things in the right tone of voice, they become post-modern.
- 4 comments
04:39 amSee, if you say stupid things in the right tone of voice, they become post-modern.
07:50 amThe conversation is suddenly terminated by the Downfall of Western Civilization
- 5 comments
07:50 amThe conversation is suddenly terminated by the Downfall of Western Civilization
- 21st
- 08:40 am
16 Hour Drum Solo!
- 1 comment
08:40 am16 Hour Drum Solo!
- 22nd
- 09:31 am
This ones for the geeks.
09:31 amThis ones for the geeks.
- 23rd
- 01:28 am
Sorry, I can't come in to work today, I've forgotten my safeword.
01:28 amSorry, I can't come in to work today, I've forgotten my safeword.
09:07 amDinner most foul.
- 3 comments
09:07 amDinner most foul.
- 25th
- 07:18 am
"Whadaya hear?" "Only the rain" "Grab your gun and bring in the cat."
- 4 comments
07:18 am"Whadaya hear?" "Only the rain" "Grab your gun and bring in the cat."
- 26th
- 12:38 am
(no subject)
12:38 am(no subject)
07:20 am(no subject)
07:20 am(no subject)
08:24 pmIt is with much aplomb that we preset Intellivsions newest video game "Stop Throwing Shit, You Assho
- 3 comments
08:24 pmIt is with much aplomb that we preset Intellivsions newest video game "Stop Throwing Shit, You Assho
- 27th
- 03:57 am
If I had my druthers, all my money would be in a jar under my bed.
03:57 amIf I had my druthers, all my money would be in a jar under my bed.
07:44 amGo inside...
07:44 amGo inside...
- 28th
- 07:35 am
Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! YOU OWE ME!
- 1 comment
07:35 amBuddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! YOU OWE ME!
11:52 pmThe wonderful thing about boobies/Is that boobies are wonderful things/Their tops are made out of ru
- 2 comments
11:52 pmThe wonderful thing about boobies/Is that boobies are wonderful things/Their tops are made out of ru
- 29th
- 09:10 am
Today I had to tell some one "Eyes Up Here." Is it wrong of me to see that as something to be proud
- 1 comment
09:10 amToday I had to tell some one "Eyes Up Here." Is it wrong of me to see that as something to be proud
09:45 am"Awesome" in the same sense that a massive fatal traffic accident involving a car full of clowns and
09:45 am"Awesome" in the same sense that a massive fatal traffic accident involving a car full of clowns and
- 30th
- 08:58 am
Please keep your fantasies out of my cheese.
- 1 comment
08:58 amPlease keep your fantasies out of my cheese.
- 31st
- 08:05 am
(no subject)
08:05 am(no subject)
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