Urge to kill....RISING.

To the fan who is trying to cheer me up:

I've tried being nice. I've tried explaning it to you. Now I'm telling you: Knock it off. I've told you repeatedly, I do not need cheering up. I don't need pictures of bunnies, or notes of affection or offers of distraction.

When there's a problem, it can be fixed with a solution. What I need is that goddamned solution. Not pictures of bunnies.

KNOCK IT OFF.

Urge to kill....RISING.

To the fan who is trying to cheer me up:

I've tried being nice. I've tried explaning it to you. Now I'm telling you: Knock it off. I've told you repeatedly, I do not need cheering up. I don't need pictures of bunnies, or notes of affection or offers of distraction.

When there's a problem, it can be fixed with a solution. What I need is that goddamned solution. Not pictures of bunnies.

KNOCK IT OFF.

Great Moments in Carelessness - Today's Example: Jenn Dolari

Okay, let's play some Super Mario World in ZSnes! I've got my SNES-to-PC adapter all set! I'll just plug it in, and...oh, wait, someone's calling me. I'll just put this becoming-incredibly-rare controller down here and....

TIME PASSES

...wow, that was an amazing display of pyrotechnics, birds and lobsters! Okay, now where did I put that controller...

...and why is it in my cup of tea?

Great Moments in Carelessness - Today's Example: Jenn Dolari

Okay, let's play some Super Mario World in ZSnes! I've got my SNES-to-PC adapter all set! I'll just plug it in, and...oh, wait, someone's calling me. I'll just put this becoming-incredibly-rare controller down here and....

TIME PASSES

...wow, that was an amazing display of pyrotechnics, birds and lobsters! Okay, now where did I put that controller...

...and why is it in my cup of tea?