What part of ARF don't you get?

And for you Transformers fans:

What part of ARF don't you get?

And for you Transformers fans:

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

[06:56] jenndolari: Okay.
[06:56] jenndolari: That's it!
[06:57] jenndolari: WE BUILD A TIME MACHINE!
[06:57] kallisti_the_mad: Quickly!
[07:00] jenndolari: TO THE BAT-POLES!
[07:00] kallisti_the_mad: *musical sting*
[07:00] kallisti_the_mad: *Sailor Moon-esque transformation sequence*
[07:01] kallisti_the_mad: *arrival at the bottom of the poles, conspicuously recostumed*
[07:01] jenndolari: TIME.....TRAVELER......POWER!!!!!!!!!
[07:03] jenndolari: We're here to screw up time!
[07:03] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL BEN FRANKLIN SO THE DINOSAURS CAN LIVE!
[07:04] kallisti_the_mad: "No, no, Jenn! The dinosaurs are THAT way! UP the timestream!"

*points in the appropriate fourth-dimensional direction*
[07:04] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL THE DINOSAURS SO BEN FRANKLIN CAN LIVE!
[07:05] kallisti_the_mad: "It's not that simple...HEY! Get out of the Phanerozoic!:
[07:06] jenndolari: Heee heee! That primitive mammal has a furry tail!
[07:06] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL IT SO THE DINOSAURS CAN SAVE BEN FRANKLIN!
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: Oh for heaven's sake.
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: FINE
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: FUCK the timeline!
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: Let's go back to the CAMBRIAN
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: And wipe out the ancestor of all vertebrates!
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: We'll have anomalocaris people running around!
[07:07] jenndolari: Ooooh, I love Cambrian with a little butter and that sauce......
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, JENN?
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: ANOMALOCARIS PEOPLE?!
[07:07] jenndolari: ....i just wanna save Ben Franklin.
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: NO
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: TOO LATE
[07:07] jenndolari: He was so cool.
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: HE'S AN ARTHROPOD NOW, DEAL
[07:07] jenndolari: He was Doctor Who, you know.
[07:07] jenndolari: HE'S A TIME LORD!
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: AND HE INVENTED SHELL BUFFERS
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: YOU JUST RUN THEM UP AND DOWN YOUR CHITIN
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: WHAT, YOU DON'T WANNA SMOOTH YOUR CHITIN?!
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: *holds up something extremely large and dangerously rough-looking*
[07:08] jenndolari: My Chitin Heart will tell on you.

SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

[06:56] jenndolari: Okay.
[06:56] jenndolari: That's it!
[06:57] jenndolari: WE BUILD A TIME MACHINE!
[06:57] kallisti_the_mad: Quickly!
[07:00] jenndolari: TO THE BAT-POLES!
[07:00] kallisti_the_mad: *musical sting*
[07:00] kallisti_the_mad: *Sailor Moon-esque transformation sequence*
[07:01] kallisti_the_mad: *arrival at the bottom of the poles, conspicuously recostumed*
[07:01] jenndolari: TIME.....TRAVELER......POWER!!!!!!!!!
[07:03] jenndolari: We're here to screw up time!
[07:03] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL BEN FRANKLIN SO THE DINOSAURS CAN LIVE!
[07:04] kallisti_the_mad: "No, no, Jenn! The dinosaurs are THAT way! UP the timestream!"

*points in the appropriate fourth-dimensional direction*
[07:04] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL THE DINOSAURS SO BEN FRANKLIN CAN LIVE!
[07:05] kallisti_the_mad: "It's not that simple...HEY! Get out of the Phanerozoic!:
[07:06] jenndolari: Heee heee! That primitive mammal has a furry tail!
[07:06] jenndolari: WE'VE GOT TO KILL IT SO THE DINOSAURS CAN SAVE BEN FRANKLIN!
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: Oh for heaven's sake.
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: FINE
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: FUCK the timeline!
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: Let's go back to the CAMBRIAN
[07:06] kallisti_the_mad: And wipe out the ancestor of all vertebrates!
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: We'll have anomalocaris people running around!
[07:07] jenndolari: Ooooh, I love Cambrian with a little butter and that sauce......
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, JENN?
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: ANOMALOCARIS PEOPLE?!
[07:07] jenndolari: ....i just wanna save Ben Franklin.
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: NO
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: TOO LATE
[07:07] jenndolari: He was so cool.
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: HE'S AN ARTHROPOD NOW, DEAL
[07:07] jenndolari: He was Doctor Who, you know.
[07:07] jenndolari: HE'S A TIME LORD!
[07:07] kallisti_the_mad: AND HE INVENTED SHELL BUFFERS
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: YOU JUST RUN THEM UP AND DOWN YOUR CHITIN
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: WHAT, YOU DON'T WANNA SMOOTH YOUR CHITIN?!
[07:08] kallisti_the_mad: *holds up something extremely large and dangerously rough-looking*
[07:08] jenndolari: My Chitin Heart will tell on you.