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Arnold Palmer: Half Tea, Half Lemonade. William Shatner: Half Brandy, Half Canadian Ham. Jimmy Doohan: Half of everything you've got.

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Okay...I give Seattle a lot of crap that heatwaves aren't really heatwaves to someone from South Texas. After a 5 mile walk with groceries in 76F weather I promise never to complain again.

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Wow...is there ANYTHING on this phone that works?

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I may be under contract with them for two years, but I have a LONG memory. T-Mobile just lost a customer.

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Left the grocery store two hours ago. Just a little over halfway home. This was a really REALLY bad idea. #exhausted #butwith6daysofrations

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Home. Took me 45 minutes to get there, 3 hours to get back. 82F + 4 hours + 50% uphill + three diuretic medications = heat exhaustion. Cold shower never felt better.

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Thankfully, I don't burn. I just toast nicely. I'm gonna look great, if I ever get out of this chair again. ::tired::