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”I'm living proof that alien abduction never happens. I've driven down so many tiny roads in the middle of the night...spent a whole night stargazing in West Texas. Nothing. Nada.”
”Were you drunk?”
”No, I don't drink.”
”THERE'S your problem.”

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Well, anyone in the family who didn't know I was Trans knows now.

::whew::

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