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[dolari]

”I'm living proof that alien abduction never happens. I've driven down so many tiny roads in the middle of the night...spent a whole night stargazing in West Texas. Nothing. Nada.”
”Were you drunk?”
”No, I don't drink.”
”THERE'S your problem.”

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[nnnslogan.livejournal.com]

The problem with alien abductions is they erase your memory, so even if you've been abducted you don't know it.

What a creepy thought.

I want to go out to Dublin and watch for UFOs sometime. I'm not far from there.

Hrmph.

[elenderel.livejournal.com]

I can't help but think of the time Eric Cartman was abducted by aliens and got an anal probe. Good times.