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Seven years ago today, I started a "three week contract" working at the best company in the world. Here's to another seven times seven more years.

'Cause I ain't got no retirement savings.

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Story Idea: "Hey, Jenn...is it okay to come out now?"
Jenn: "Huh? What?"
Sketch Idea: "Your muse. Is she....gone? Can we come out?"
Jenn: "There you are. Where did you--"
Jenn's Muse: "OOOOHHHH, THHEeeEeeRee YooOOOu AHR."
Story Idea: "She's still drunk."
Sketch Idea: "Oh, god, no..."
Jenn's Muse: "IIi....IIII LooOOoVe U GuuYS. Yooo.....yooo're REEEeeeLY GoOOd FRieNNNDsS" ::flumps to the floor::
Jenn: "She's taking this election hard."
Story Idea: "Quick, while she's passed out, I GOTTA STORY FOR YOU!"
Sketch Idea: "NONONONO! ME FIRST!"