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JennOS version 4.5 release notes.

Added:
Backpain.sys and neckpain.sys added to OS bootup. Ibuprofin.dll available as DLC.
Scriptwriter subsystem now contains a playwrite subroutine.
Lyricist subsystem now installed and running.
Management subsystem is installed and running.
Drumming subsystem in pre-alpha testing state. Please don't ask for drum solo until QA gets done with this, OKAY STEVE?

Changed:
Protein matrix generator prints hair in black, black-red and now grey.

Removed:
No longer compatible with Nintendo Wii.
Novelist subsystem is currently paused.

Bugs:
Grey hair may be due to lack of pigment, AND NOT ACTUALLY A FEATURE, STEVE.
Artistic subsystem process cartoonist.exe has been hung for years. CTRL-ALT-DEL isn't doing anything, but I don't know exactly where the buttons are on this system. CAN I GET A DIAGRAM OF THE KEYBOARD FOR THIS THING, STEVE?
Can someone PLEASE fix the fuel injection system already? Insulin.dll isn't working right, and fixing it is getting EXPENSIVE. STEVE.

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Ma'am/Sir Meter

Ma'am/Hun/Sweetie/GURRRRL: 4 (+0)
Sir: 9 (+2)
Genuine apology when corrected: 1 (+0)
Bathroom stink-eye: 2 (+0)