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"Ah! You want me to volunteer, isn't that it?"
"Precisely."
"And if I don't?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? You mean nothing will happen to me?"
"Nothing at all...ever."

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So, I'm kinda delaying my birthday celebration a day because I have an early morning job interview on the 27th. (If I sleep late the 26th, and have to go to bed early that night, there's not much time to do anything is there?).

So I was thinking to make the 26th a no-carb day, and the 27th the day I go out and celebrate.

But I just noticed I have a free pizza from the local pizza place waiting for me through their loyalty program.

So maybe I WILL celebrate after all on the 26th....AND the 27th.