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The paranoia of knowing you wake up with a phlegmy cough every morning, but you're a foreign national trying not to get quarantined while out and about so you stifle every cough in public.

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I swear every time I come to White Spot the entree menu gets smaller and the burger menu gets bigger

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Silly British Columbia Facts:

1) In general, speed limits are 10 MPH (about 16 KPH) lower than Washington State.

2) In practice, though, speed limits are about 30MPH higher (about 302742 KPH) than Washington State.

3) Mario Kart is an accepted form of Driver's Education in Canada.

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I dunno if that was a bedbug or a peanut skin, but I'm going to pretend it was a peanut skin.