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DicJennAry - "Woulda been nice."

Phrase: Something Jenn says when (1) Stuff She Likes Doesn't Come in Her Size (2) Comes in her Size but Makes Her Look Bad (3) Is Denied a Feminine Experience Because She Does Not Pass.

Brought to you tonight by a really nice set of moon boots she could really use right now that don't get anywhere near her size.

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Thoughts Before Bed:

There's a good chance I may be the only American who knows how to eat Vegemite on Toast correctly. But I was trained by an Australian on how to do that.