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dolariI'm a weird messed up little girl...which is not necessarily a BAD thing:
I don't know who writes Kids WB commercials, but give them an Emmy already, or a Tony, or a Cleo, or a burger. They deserve it:
ASH KETCHAM
Pokeball, go!
Ash throws the pokeball and captures...
ASK KETCHAM
Wow! I caught Jackie Chan!
That was almost as good as Batman singing the Jigglypuff song. :)
I have a deep dark secret. Very deep and dark. No one but a very few people know about it...it's so deep, dark and dirty, that I've hid it from everyone - until now.
[Jenn steps up to a podium, taps a microphone a few times, and speaks clearly into it]
Hello...[microphone whine]. My name is Jenn Dolari. And I watch Sailor Moon.
[Across the nation, the Internet is abuzz with people removing her from their friends list at the speed of thought]
So, we're down to one five year old girl, and several hundred thousand hentai, now. Any ways, they're finally showing some episodes with the lesbian girls on national TV. Only this time they're calling them cousins. Kinda funny when you know the subtext of the episodes. I wonder what they'll do when they get into the tranny episodes, if even they'll touch that at all.
What happened to the voice acting? It's all so bland now, and they have one voice doing at least four now....
Oh my god...I'm talking about the production values of Sailor Moon. Hit me now! PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
I'm a rare breed - the female geek. :)
I don't know who writes Kids WB commercials, but give them an Emmy already, or a Tony, or a Cleo, or a burger. They deserve it:
Pokeball, go!
Ash throws the pokeball and captures...
ASK KETCHAM
Wow! I caught Jackie Chan!
That was almost as good as Batman singing the Jigglypuff song. :)
I have a deep dark secret. Very deep and dark. No one but a very few people know about it...it's so deep, dark and dirty, that I've hid it from everyone - until now.
[Jenn steps up to a podium, taps a microphone a few times, and speaks clearly into it]
Hello...[microphone whine]. My name is Jenn Dolari. And I watch Sailor Moon.
[Across the nation, the Internet is abuzz with people removing her from their friends list at the speed of thought]
So, we're down to one five year old girl, and several hundred thousand hentai, now. Any ways, they're finally showing some episodes with the lesbian girls on national TV. Only this time they're calling them cousins. Kinda funny when you know the subtext of the episodes. I wonder what they'll do when they get into the tranny episodes, if even they'll touch that at all.
What happened to the voice acting? It's all so bland now, and they have one voice doing at least four now....
Oh my god...I'm talking about the production values of Sailor Moon. Hit me now! PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
I'm a rare breed - the female geek. :)
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Date: 2001-09-05 01:21 am (UTC)Femme Cousin walks over, puts her hand on Butch Cousin's, and they do this romantic handtwine as makeout music plays in the background.
"Don't worry; your hands still look clean to me," says Femme Cousin, in a deep, sultry voice.
"Gawd, these girls are acting like lesbians." "Because they were, ma. Because they were."