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Sep. 7th, 2011 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariFun with Spambots
(and apologies if this hits too close to home for my Texas folks)
[22:29] lydahvmb: sup
[22:29] k1tana: Howdy.
[22:30] lydahvmb: heyy, I was looking for people to chat 2 I found u in the AOL directory :)
[22:30] k1tana: Odd, I haven't been on AOL in almost a decade.
[22:30] lydahvmb: My name is Jane and I love chatting with new people.. Where are you from?
[22:31] k1tana: Central Texas. Don't hold that against me.
[22:31] lydahvmb: Nice Im 24 years old i'm going to school.. Can i ask you a question?
[22:32] k1tana: Make it quick. My cat is on fire.
[22:32] lydahvmb: lol, do want to see me on my web cam?
[22:32] k1tana: I'm sorry, no. My monitor is on fire.
[22:33] k1tana: I should probably call the fire department.
[22:33] lydahvmb: i just got some new underwear.. want to see it?
[22:34] k1tana: Oh, god, it's on my sleeve!
[22:34] k1tana: MAKE IT STOP
[22:34] k1tana: THE BURNING
[22:34] k1tana: THE ITCHING
[22:34] k1tana: I GOTTA GO
[22:34] lydahvmb: i'm on http://ow.ly/5RAoI if u wanna watch me :)
[22:34] k1tana: MY HAIR
[22:35] k1tana: ***YOU HAVE DIED*** Your score was 10/100. This gives you a rank of "Internet Hack."
[22:35] lydahvmb: it's free just go there, you should see me, we can cam2cam ;)
[22:35] k1tana: ::is dead::
[22:36] lydahvmb: the site is strict about letting minors in so ya you need a card to verify that you're old enough.. sorry
[22:36] k1tana: ::is still dead::
[22:36] lydahvmb: it's totally safe but i understand if youu don't wanna do it..
[22:36] k1tana: ::dead people can't get it up::
[22:37] lydahvmb: http://ow.ly/5RAoI i just wanna know ur at least 18 before I show you the goods ;-)
[22:37] k1tana: Hey...looks like this gal was online when she died. Looks like someone was sending her porn.
[22:38] k1tana: Duffy, get a look at this!
[22:38] k1tana: Bob, why are you typing everything we say into the chat window?
[22:38] k1tana: Don't know, Duffy, seems like something we cops would do investigatin' a crime scene.
[22:39] lydahvmb: if youu do decide to come you'll see me i'm on there right now n about to get naked
[22:39] k1tana: Hey, Duffy, does that sound like solicitation to you?
[22:39] k1tana: Bob, in Texas, everything is solicitation.
[22:39] k1tana: Oh, hey, the house is on fire, Duffy.
[22:40] lydahvmb: brb gunna grab some toys.. you think you're gonna come or naw?
[22:40] k1tana: Holy crap, I've solved it! SHE DIED OF FIRE.
[22:40] k1tana: Duffy, your hat's smokin'.
[22:40] k1tana: HOLY CRAP, WE'RE ON FIRE
[22:41] lydahvmb: kk
[22:41] k1tana: LADY, CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
[22:41] k1tana: WE'RE ON FIRE
(and apologies if this hits too close to home for my Texas folks)
[22:29] lydahvmb: sup
[22:29] k1tana: Howdy.
[22:30] lydahvmb: heyy, I was looking for people to chat 2 I found u in the AOL directory :)
[22:30] k1tana: Odd, I haven't been on AOL in almost a decade.
[22:30] lydahvmb: My name is Jane and I love chatting with new people.. Where are you from?
[22:31] k1tana: Central Texas. Don't hold that against me.
[22:31] lydahvmb: Nice Im 24 years old i'm going to school.. Can i ask you a question?
[22:32] k1tana: Make it quick. My cat is on fire.
[22:32] lydahvmb: lol, do want to see me on my web cam?
[22:32] k1tana: I'm sorry, no. My monitor is on fire.
[22:33] k1tana: I should probably call the fire department.
[22:33] lydahvmb: i just got some new underwear.. want to see it?
[22:34] k1tana: Oh, god, it's on my sleeve!
[22:34] k1tana: MAKE IT STOP
[22:34] k1tana: THE BURNING
[22:34] k1tana: THE ITCHING
[22:34] k1tana: I GOTTA GO
[22:34] lydahvmb: i'm on http://ow.ly/5RAoI if u wanna watch me :)
[22:34] k1tana: MY HAIR
[22:35] k1tana: ***YOU HAVE DIED*** Your score was 10/100. This gives you a rank of "Internet Hack."
[22:35] lydahvmb: it's free just go there, you should see me, we can cam2cam ;)
[22:35] k1tana: ::is dead::
[22:36] lydahvmb: the site is strict about letting minors in so ya you need a card to verify that you're old enough.. sorry
[22:36] k1tana: ::is still dead::
[22:36] lydahvmb: it's totally safe but i understand if youu don't wanna do it..
[22:36] k1tana: ::dead people can't get it up::
[22:37] lydahvmb: http://ow.ly/5RAoI i just wanna know ur at least 18 before I show you the goods ;-)
[22:37] k1tana: Hey...looks like this gal was online when she died. Looks like someone was sending her porn.
[22:38] k1tana: Duffy, get a look at this!
[22:38] k1tana: Bob, why are you typing everything we say into the chat window?
[22:38] k1tana: Don't know, Duffy, seems like something we cops would do investigatin' a crime scene.
[22:39] lydahvmb: if youu do decide to come you'll see me i'm on there right now n about to get naked
[22:39] k1tana: Hey, Duffy, does that sound like solicitation to you?
[22:39] k1tana: Bob, in Texas, everything is solicitation.
[22:39] k1tana: Oh, hey, the house is on fire, Duffy.
[22:40] lydahvmb: brb gunna grab some toys.. you think you're gonna come or naw?
[22:40] k1tana: Holy crap, I've solved it! SHE DIED OF FIRE.
[22:40] k1tana: Duffy, your hat's smokin'.
[22:40] k1tana: HOLY CRAP, WE'RE ON FIRE
[22:41] lydahvmb: kk
[22:41] k1tana: LADY, CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
[22:41] k1tana: WE'RE ON FIRE
