Because it's the only way to motivate me:

[dolari]

Dear Jenn,

You have popped the buttons off of every skirt you own. You are officially a fat ass. LOSE WEIGHT.

Yours,
Jenn

Comments

[jenni-the-odd.livejournal.com]

Damn, you got that memo too?
Looks like we have but one option.
SUE McDONAL-*bang*
*cough* I meant, diet. Yes. That.
*scuttles off to do situps*

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Well, half my problem was I put on my blouse backwards. So oficially I'm only half a fat ass. Still need to lose weight though.

[estasia.livejournal.com]

i thought that memo was just a vicious rumor.

i can't even fit into my skirts anymore. i have resorted to pants/slacks and sweater tops. polyester pants with elastic waste bands no less. gods...i have turned into my mother.

oh but elastic is your friend.

::sulks and gets another glass of water::

okay...so let us make a pact. i kick your ass, you kick her ass, and she kicks my ass...and maybe all together we can kick the fat off our asses.