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[dolari]

Dear Mom,

Please don't ask my opinion when you've already decided it was wrong. It makes me feel bad.

Please don't blame me for something I obviously didn't do, and then go about making up outlandish theories as to why I'm to blame.

Please don't harp on me about not being able to find a job, I want out of here just as much as you want me out.

Please don't take a call for Jennifer, and then correct the caller with my old name. Especially when it's a possible job offer.

Please don't make me feel like shit. I already do.

Now, if you'll excuse me, your daughter has to go binge eat.

Thanks,
Jenn