You can check out any time you like, but yuo can never leave.

[dolari]

Dear Mom,

Thanks for breaking my aquarium.

Not that it really ever was my aquarium.

I mean, those are your fish in it, in your living room, on your mantle.

Funny I should get mad that you broke it.

I mean, it never really was mine to begin with, was it?

Yours (or is that Mine?),
Jenn