Grrrrr....
Dec. 24th, 2001 04:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariDear Dad,
Go to the bathroom BEFORE I drop you off to work...so I can go to bed instead of wasting another thirty going to pick you up, bring you back, wait for you to use the restroom, drive you BACK out to your truck, and come home.
Especially when once I'm in cuddled up in bed in a nice comforter.
May I suggest, next time this particular emerency occurs, that you DRIVE your Diesel cab to the house and do you business THEN? Your trailer is safely parked elsewhere, and there should be no problem driving jus tthe cab portion to the house.
I'd also recommend you use the portable toilet mom gave you...for just such an emergency. The toilet is better suited to your truck cab than you wardrobe closet.
Yours,
Cinderella.
PS - It's a size 12W Glass Slipper, Prince Charming - wherever you may be. Low heel, please.
Go to the bathroom BEFORE I drop you off to work...so I can go to bed instead of wasting another thirty going to pick you up, bring you back, wait for you to use the restroom, drive you BACK out to your truck, and come home.
Especially when once I'm in cuddled up in bed in a nice comforter.
May I suggest, next time this particular emerency occurs, that you DRIVE your Diesel cab to the house and do you business THEN? Your trailer is safely parked elsewhere, and there should be no problem driving jus tthe cab portion to the house.
I'd also recommend you use the portable toilet mom gave you...for just such an emergency. The toilet is better suited to your truck cab than you wardrobe closet.
Yours,
Cinderella.
PS - It's a size 12W Glass Slipper, Prince Charming - wherever you may be. Low heel, please.
