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dolariClosed out the test...22 people responded, which was a lot more than I really expected. But no one made 100%. Congrats to D'arque Bishop, though, who actually made 80% with all the swerves and misdirection I gave y'all. :)
Sorry, I was in a REALLY funky mood when I made up this test, and I threw in so many swerves...well....John Adams was the 2nd President of the United States, not Batman. I think, though, that is Batman was our 2nd PResident, we'd have Bat-Nukes or Bat-Anti Ballistic Missles. Millard FIllmre was the 19th, president, I think, and often the most forgettable. Botrous-Botrous Ghali was Secretary General of the UN for a few yeas, and Bill Clinton Was Bubba in Chief last go around.
"THEY'LL BE SMELLING THAT ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE VILLIAGE!" Nope, not the pheremone thing. I have ten toes, thankfully all in the right spot, and eyes don't bend. So that means just two possibilities: My eyes are betazed black,a dn my arm bends really nastily. Well, both WERE true, but only one is true now. My eyes used to eb almsot pitch black, but they've lightened to a nice deep chocolately brown. My arm, though, still bends at a wierd angle. A picture of it going all bendy wendy is available at http://www.dolari.org/vanity.htm at the bottom.
Stranger in a Strange Land....granted this is the title of a best selling novel out there, but it's also the working title of a story I've mentioned here a few times. HEck, if you go back far enough, you'll see a small script segment for it. Mine was an erotica story I started writing, which became less erotica and more thriller as I wrote it. Makenzie's Locker, was the correct answer - written by jenni_the _odd, it's about a million degrees opposite of anything I write. Go read it, it's cute stuff. Polychronicon is a story about the reign of British Kings...but it's also a story I'm writing abotu a boy who lives 2,000 or so years. And we all know A Wish for Wings, don't we? I blabber on about it so much.
Okay, granted I gave you TWO swerves on this one...but, if you didn't click on Babylon 5, you're not getting any Christmas Cards this year. I used to watch Hey Vern! as a id, plus it had Wierd Al on it, so cool points given if you clicked there, too. Pinwheel, if anyone remembers, was a trippy psychadelic six hours of kiddie fun with CoCo the Clown, a giant headed puppet gypsy and Ebenezer, the green man, who always tried to get in The Daily Noodle. Cool points if you clicked here. Buffy is a good show, and I'm currently going through withdrawal fromrought ten hours of marathon buffyness...but no. DS9 was the best Trek Series ever made. Hands down. even after watching that awful "Take me out to the Holodeck" episode.
I think this was the question where everyone figured I was throwing them curve balls. :) My hair really is an unkempt Hobbit like mop. When I actually do somethign with it, it's a really curly hobbit like mop. As much as I'd like straight brown hair, nuthin' doin'. MAtch Game '74 was a cool game show with a very scary host.
Okay...I need to amke something clear. I was in SUCH a giggly mood that I screwed this question up. There isn't a K1tana@aol.com. Taht's my AIM name, not an an actual EMail...but also...jenn@entropy.tmok.com wasn't one, too. Sigh. This is why I'll never host Jeopardy! or even Tic Tac Dough. Although I still think I'm qualified to do Match Game 74. The one everyone voted for, though, yellodncer@aol.com was my first Email account, back in 1993. Back when having an EMail like that was a tribute to a cool anime character and wouldn't get you 500 Porn Emails a day, or worse, requests for lapdances. mhernand@lonestar.utsa.edu was another of my first EMail addresses before The Change.
While ALT.SWEDISH-CHEF.BORK.BORK.BORK IS a real newsgroup, I never posted there. Some of my first posts were to Alt.Sex.Bondage. I've posted one article to Soc.Support.Transgendered and Austin.Music. And my Alt.Games.MK empire was second to none. :)
The correct answer is Biblioteca. The more fun answer would be the Howler Monkey one.
Biking biking biking. I have thrown a laserdisc like a frisbee, and, if you throw them hard enough into a tree, they'll shatter real pretty like. Strangely enough, I like swimming as well. We won't go into Naked Ferret Juggling. The scars are too fresh in my mind.
I like larfs. :)
1. If I was a twinkie, and you were a filling, who is the second President of the United States?
Millard Filmore 1
Botrous-Botrous Ghali 1
John Adams 8
Bill Clinton 0
Batman (Hint - this is the right one) 12
Sorry, I was in a REALLY funky mood when I made up this test, and I threw in so many swerves...well....John Adams was the 2nd President of the United States, not Batman. I think, though, that is Batman was our 2nd PResident, we'd have Bat-Nukes or Bat-Anti Ballistic Missles. Millard FIllmre was the 19th, president, I think, and often the most forgettable. Botrous-Botrous Ghali was Secretary General of the UN for a few yeas, and Bill Clinton Was Bubba in Chief last go around.
2. What miraculous thing can Jenn's Body do?
It projects a fine mist of pheremones at will. 2
Her left arm bends backwards at an eye popping angle. 15
Her left eye bends backwards at an arm popping angle. 0
She has seventeen toes. 2
Here eyes are currently betazed black. 3
"THEY'LL BE SMELLING THAT ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE VILLIAGE!" Nope, not the pheremone thing. I have ten toes, thankfully all in the right spot, and eyes don't bend. So that means just two possibilities: My eyes are betazed black,a dn my arm bends really nastily. Well, both WERE true, but only one is true now. My eyes used to eb almsot pitch black, but they've lightened to a nice deep chocolately brown. My arm, though, still bends at a wierd angle. A picture of it going all bendy wendy is available at http://www.dolari.org/vanity.htm at the bottom.
3. Which of the following is not a title of a comic Jenn has (tried to) write
A Wish for Wings 0
Polychronicon 1
Stranger in a Strange Land 10
Makenzie's Locker 4
Mine 7
Stranger in a Strange Land....granted this is the title of a best selling novel out there, but it's also the working title of a story I've mentioned here a few times. HEck, if you go back far enough, you'll see a small script segment for it. Mine was an erotica story I started writing, which became less erotica and more thriller as I wrote it. Makenzie's Locker, was the correct answer - written by jenni_the _odd, it's about a million degrees opposite of anything I write. Go read it, it's cute stuff. Polychronicon is a story about the reign of British Kings...but it's also a story I'm writing abotu a boy who lives 2,000 or so years. And we all know A Wish for Wings, don't we? I blabber on about it so much.
4. What does Jenn consider the Best TV Show ever made on God's Green Earth?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2
Hey, Vern! It's Earnest (Hint: This is the right answer) 8
Nickelodeon's Pinwheel (Hint: This is also the right answer) 3
Babylon 5 8
Okay, granted I gave you TWO swerves on this one...but, if you didn't click on Babylon 5, you're not getting any Christmas Cards this year. I used to watch Hey Vern! as a id, plus it had Wierd Al on it, so cool points given if you clicked there, too. Pinwheel, if anyone remembers, was a trippy psychadelic six hours of kiddie fun with CoCo the Clown, a giant headed puppet gypsy and Ebenezer, the green man, who always tried to get in The Daily Noodle. Cool points if you clicked here. Buffy is a good show, and I'm currently going through withdrawal fromrought ten hours of marathon buffyness...but no. DS9 was the best Trek Series ever made. Hands down. even after watching that awful "Take me out to the Holodeck" episode.
5. Describe Jenn's Hair:
Brown, Long and straight down to the small of her back. 7
She has hair? 0
Short cropped blonde and straight. 0
An unkempt Hobbit-like mop. 13
Match Game '74 (Hint: This is probably the right answer). 2
I think this was the question where everyone figured I was throwing them curve balls. :) My hair really is an unkempt Hobbit like mop. When I actually do somethign with it, it's a really curly hobbit like mop. As much as I'd like straight brown hair, nuthin' doin'. MAtch Game '74 was a cool game show with a very scary host.
6. Which of these EMail addresses was NOT a Jenn Dolari EMail address?
dastari@eden.com 4
jenn@entropy.tmok.com 1
yellodncer@aol.com 12
k1tana@aol.com 0
mhernand@lonestar.utsa.edu 5
Okay...I need to amke something clear. I was in SUCH a giggly mood that I screwed this question up. There isn't a K1tana@aol.com. Taht's my AIM name, not an an actual EMail...but also...jenn@entropy.tmok.com wasn't one, too. Sigh. This is why I'll never host Jeopardy! or even Tic Tac Dough. Although I still think I'm qualified to do Match Game 74. The one everyone voted for, though, yellodncer@aol.com was my first Email account, back in 1993. Back when having an EMail like that was a tribute to a cool anime character and wouldn't get you 500 Porn Emails a day, or worse, requests for lapdances. mhernand@lonestar.utsa.edu was another of my first EMail addresses before The Change.
7. Which of the following newsgroups did Jenn Dolari NOT write to?
alt.sex.bondage 6
alt.swedish-chef.bork.bork.bork 2
alt.games.mk (HINT: This is the corrext one) 5
soc.support.transgendered 3
austin.music 6
While ALT.SWEDISH-CHEF.BORK.BORK.BORK IS a real newsgroup, I never posted there. Some of my first posts were to Alt.Sex.Bondage. I've posted one article to Soc.Support.Transgendered and Austin.Music. And my Alt.Games.MK empire was second to none. :)
8. If a train left Boston going east at 35MPH and another train left Montreal at the speed of light, what is the Spanish Word for Library?
2 hours 1
bibloteca 17
Zing! 0
That's no howler monkey, that's my wife! 4
Los cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.0
The correct answer is Biblioteca. The more fun answer would be the Howler Monkey one.
9. What is Jenn's fave outdoor activity, other than wandering blindly in woods?
Hitting people over the head with random heavy objects. 4
Throwing laserdiscs like frisbees (HINT - this is the correct answer) 6
Swimming. 0
Biking 7
Naked Ferret Juggling (HINT: Never ming...this is the correct answer) 5
Biking biking biking. I have thrown a laserdisc like a frisbee, and, if you throw them hard enough into a tree, they'll shatter real pretty like. Strangely enough, I like swimming as well. We won't go into Naked Ferret Juggling. The scars are too fresh in my mind.
10. Did you honestly believe the answer I told you were correct were actually correct?
YES - Jenn's a sweetie who would never EVER lie to me. 3
NO - I hate you Milkman Dan. 2
NO - Jenn's a whimsical silly person who enjoys a good larf. 13
YES - 3y3 r l33+ h4x0r! 1
YES - HINT: This is actually the correct answer. 3
I like larfs. :)
