Look at your squeezy-face! You little chunky face, you!

[dolari]

The following should be sung to the theme of Campdown Races. It should also be sung as funeral marchy as possible:

FDISK, Format, Reinstall. Doo Dah. Doo Dah.

Meh.

And will the person currently gnawing on my kidneys please stop? It's bugging me.