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[dolari]

Sometimes my job DOES have perks. Honest to goodness on-hold recording:

::Funky jive music plays::

Really excited woman: THERE'S A NEW WAY TO GET A COLONOSCOPY!
Really excitede man: HOW?!
Really excited woman: Virtually! With the new Virtual Colonoscopy unit!

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[elenderel.livejournal.com]

Have any customers actually commented on the virtual colonoscopy unit yet?

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

I dunno...it was hold advertising Seimens played for ME. And then they went from colonoscopy to hearing aids to the POSTAL SERVICE! The heck?!

[tashasworld.livejournal.com]

> Really excited woman: THERE'S A NEW WAY TO GET A COLONOSCOPY!
> Really excitede man: HOW?!
> Really excited woman: Virtually! With the new Virtual Colonoscopy unit!

O_o

That's all I can think of to say to that. Just O_o

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

My favorite part of the ride is the Lower Intestine.