"I wanted my check FIVE MINUTES ago!" "Well here it is now." "NOT NOW! FIVE MINUTES AGO!"

[dolari]

We are Dell Computers. We are not quantum scientists. We can get you repairs from this moment forward. We cannot go backwards in time, and deliver a technician to you.

Comments

[tempusthales.livejournal.com]

You know, you really should check out customers_suck. I know you'll appreciate it.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

::grins:: I like this place.

[michiru-umi.livejournal.com]

*LMAO!!*

I want you to see what's wrong before it happens!!!!! That way you can fix it before I even know!!!! XD!