Texas Chainsaw Mascara!
May. 22nd, 2004 07:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariDear Stranded Driver,
Allow me to give you my deepest regrets and the failure of your mode of transportation. Hwever, seeing as your card was very dark, and was very dim, might I suggest you turn on your hazad lights? Or perhaps, push your car off the intersection of a Busy Freeway and Busy Surface Road?
I only ask this since not only did I nearly total your car, but also turned you into chunky salsa.
Yours,
Jenn
PS. Glad I got new tires....
Allow me to give you my deepest regrets and the failure of your mode of transportation. Hwever, seeing as your card was very dark, and was very dim, might I suggest you turn on your hazad lights? Or perhaps, push your car off the intersection of a Busy Freeway and Busy Surface Road?
I only ask this since not only did I nearly total your car, but also turned you into chunky salsa.
Yours,
Jenn
PS. Glad I got new tires....
