If you can get credit for dressing as a lobster, anything is possible.

[dolari]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	38.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65%
Shamelessness	90.5% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.2%
Sex Drive	94.7% The Pope is envious	77.6%
Straightness	58.9% Felt someone up once	44.4%
Gayness	89.3% Repressed, are we?	83.8%
Fucking Sick	91.2% Refreshingly normal	90.1%
You are 75.19% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!