Great. I'm about to be killed a million miles from home and a gung ho iguana tells me to relax!

[dolari]

The crotchotastic book cover:


Two of the four pages of article (although half of two pages are just that huge banner (the original (and Mr. Squiggles) can be seen here):


I'm still able to get my head though the door, but that swelling is pretty bad. ;)