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dolariOkay, I've gone from having A Cookbook, to A Cooking For Beginners Book, to a Cooking for Dummies Book, to a Cooking for Morons Book, to a You Shouldn't be Playing With Fire Young Woman Book, to a Why Don't You Just Go To McDonald's And Save Yourself the Agony Book. I still manage to make myself sick (there was some possible food poisoning last night) and ruin perfectly good food today (Ruined eggs SHOULD make good scrambled eggs, right? Not with me they don't). I still think my cheese bread may have been responsible for the Great Moviegasm Vomit.
So I thnk I'm just going to stick with "put the whole thing in the oven until it's nearly burned" method I've being doing all these years, and just try to make slightly more complex stuff when under the supervision of someone who knows how to cook, several fire departments, and a staff of emergency surgeons who can kill me before I make another abomination before god.
Or better yet - I draw you a comic, you feed me for a week? :)
So I thnk I'm just going to stick with "put the whole thing in the oven until it's nearly burned" method I've being doing all these years, and just try to make slightly more complex stuff when under the supervision of someone who knows how to cook, several fire departments, and a staff of emergency surgeons who can kill me before I make another abomination before god.
Or better yet - I draw you a comic, you feed me for a week? :)
