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With 0% of the pricincts reporting, Dolari News Network is projecting Bob Twigglytoppenmiddlebottom of Poughkipsie, New Jersey, as the next President of the United States over his opponent, Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday ::pop:: ::pop:: Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable ::whinny:: Arthur Norman Michael ::squeak:: Featherstone Smith ::whistle:: Northgot Edwards Harris ::whoop:: Mason ::chuffchuffchuff:: Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert o/` We'll keep a welcome in the o/` ::bang bang bang:: Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin ::Squeak:: Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson o/` Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head o/` Darcy Carter ::honk:: Pussycat o/` Don't Sleep In The Subway o/` Barton Mannering ::honk:: ::whoop:: Smith.

Please join me in congratulating the new President from Poughkipsie!