"Hello, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

[dolari]

The joys of working at a toy company tech line:

Kid who is obviously pretending to be older:" I need to have the parental lockout removed for my child, please."
Jenn (Skeptical): "Okay...are you over 18?"
KWIOPTBO: "Yes."
J: "Alright. What year were you born?"
KWIOPTBO: ".........................197...6."
J(Immediately): "How old does that make you?"
KWIOPTBO: "..................." ::hangs up::
J: ::laughs hard hard hard::