Ah'm khonna keek dat sohn-of-a-beech Bahson's ass so HAHRD...

[dolari]

For those not in the know - L'Uomo Puma is The Pumaman. A rather cheesy movie about a very whiney goofy man, given the powers of an Aztec puma. He had a theme song that rhymed with "When you want the great taste of puma in a chip."

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Rank Movie Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Liked It! 1 Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) Liked It! 2 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 3 Future War (1997) Finished It 4 Space Mutiny (1988) Liked It! 5 Troll 2 (1990) 6 Eegah (1962) Liked It! 7 Hobgoblins (1987) 8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 9 Santa with Muscles (1996) Finished It 10 Gigli (2003) 11 Going Overboard (1989) 12 Werewolf (1996) 13 Uomo puma, L' (1980) Liked It! 14 Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) Liked It! 15 Glitter (2001) 16 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) Liked It! 17 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) Finished It 18 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Liked It! 19 Kazaam (1996) 20 Leonard Part 6 (1987) Started It 21 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 22 Hercules in New York (1970) Liked It! 23 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) Started It 24 Baby Geniuses (1999) 25 It's Pat (1994) Started It 26 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 27 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Liked It! 28 Cool as Ice (1991) Started It 29 Bolero (1984) Started It 30 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 31 Mitchell (1975) Liked It! 32 House of the Dead (2003) 33 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) Finished It 34 Teen Wolf Too (1987) Started It 35 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) Liked It! 36 Vercingétorix (2001) 37 Captain America (1991) 38 Steel (1997) 39 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) Finished It 40 Cat in the Hat, The (2003) 41 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) Started It 42 Rollerball (2002) 43 Ringmaster (1998) Started It 44 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) Liked It! 45 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 46 Problem Child 2 (1991) 47 Spice World (1997) Liked It! 48 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Liked It! 49 Mr. Nanny (1993) Finished It 50 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 51 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) Finished It 52 Honey (2003) 53 Street Fighter (1994) Liked It! 54 Jaws 3-D (1983) 55 Double Dragon (1994) 56 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) Started It 57 Crossroads (2002) 58 Barb Wire (1996) Started It 59 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 60 Bats (1999/I) 61 FeardotCom (2002) 62 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 63 RoboCop 3 (1993) Finished It 64 Mangler, The (1995) 65 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Finished It 66 Iron Eagle II (1988) 67 Best Defense (1984) Liked It! 68 Mac and Me (1988) Started It 69 Ticker (2001) 70 Grease 2 (1982) Liked It! 71 Mr. Magoo (1997) Started It 72 Glen or Glenda (1953) Finished It 73 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 74 Mr. Wrong (1996) 75 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) Finished It 76 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 77 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) Finished It 78 Avengers, The (1998) 79 Jury Duty (1995) 80 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) Liked It! 81 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 82 Derailed (2002) 83 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) Liked It! 84 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) Finished It 85 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 86 Caddyshack II (1988) Started It 87 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 88 Omega Code, The (1999) 89 Super Mario Bros. (1993) Started It 90 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 91 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) Started It 92 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Started It 93 Endless Love (1981) 94 McHale's Navy (1997) Started It 95 Nothing But Trouble (1991) 96 On Deadly Ground (1994) 97 Kangaroo Jack (2003) 98 Batman & Robin (1997) Liked It! 99 Pet Sematary II (1992) 100 Leprechaun (1993)
Which Unfortunate movies have you seen?

Comments

[evillord.livejournal.com]

Sigh, yet another movie list belittles Raul Julia's legacy as he truly embodied the character of Bison. An artist is never appreciated in his time.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

I think Raul was the ONLY one in that movie who truly had fun with his role. :) Raul was MAGNIFICENT as Bison. Broke the mold in tht role.

[http://users.livejournal.com/strangelv__/]

Am I the last person on Earth who remembers _Pinocchio on Mars_?

I can't even find a reference to it on the Internet! Or am I misremembering the name? KTVT 11 used to make it their afternoon movie about every other year in the 1970s, and I'm pretty sure they played it again at least once in the early 1980s when they were on just about every cable TV system in the US alongside WGN and WTBS (they're no longer an independent station -- they became a CBS affiliate when KDFW switched over to Fox in the 1990s -- being an old school independent station they had a local news team, which I probably last watched in the 1970s...).


SL