Marcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot.

[dolari]

More motherly goodness:

Mom: You know, [goodnatured cousin's name here] says United is hiring for technical support. Maybe you're not looking hard enough....

Me: Well, they're not posting jobs where I'm looking. And I'm looking in the paper and online.

Mom: Maybe you should look harder. But, I just remembered, you'd have to work with [goodnatured cousin's name here], and I don't wan't you working with her. I don't need that kind of stress.

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[foxynams.livejournal.com]

Hehe, sorry. :(