You can't clean the toilet, Neil. It'll lose all its character.

[dolari]

Okay...this is the direct result of my last posting, and the tone of the conversation there:

A honest to goodness, non-TS, non-F2M, good old fashioned female friend of mine once said about her bazooms: "They just sit there, all day long, they don't type or do dishes, and mine don't even make me look good. And still the doctor's just look at me funny when I ask them to lop them off."

What do you, the swollen mammary gland possesing persons of the Universe, think of your boobs? And I don't mean "Well, they make me look good" or "well, they're perky!" I mean WHAT do you think of them. Useful? Useless? Annoying? Nice? Get in the way? MAkes for a nice Kitty Pillow?

What do YOU think of YOURS?

(Offer limited to biological females, M2F persons currently displaying at least an A-cup, F2Ms currently possesing their orbs, and Maori tribesment of the 18th century).

Comments

[ghostangel.livejournal.com]

They just get in the way for me :P - look better with a flat chest anyways. And they're kinda lopsided and lack proper nipples ( I'm an innie o.o) and they don't feel like anything most of the time :P and they add to my weight, a definite ick...

So boobs=eh. They're there, and they're prolly not going anywhere without major scarring :X

[gwenners.livejournal.com]

You mean I'm supposed to think about them, too?

I mean... they are there. That isn't a good thing nor a bad thing. They simply exist.

They mean that guys talk to my chest, and that I am less comfortable sleeping on my side. They also mean that I find them getting uncomfortably sweaty in the summer. It means that I look a little more attractive in low-cut attire, and that I have a little somethign that turns on my partner all that more (TMI, but hey, we are talking about boobs here). They mean having to wear a bra in some social situations, and they mean being aware of their movement. In the end, though, they are simply... there. Neither good nor bad, simply part of the real estate of my body.

This isn't to say that I would be just as happy without them. Far from it, as they feel right on my body. But with that "rightness" comes a sort of bland normality that can only be explained as mundane. They are a part of my body, and as such are as much a part of my being as the hair on my head, the nose on my face, or birthmark on my... oh, nevermind.

In that, they just "fit," in some way that may be beyond words. When I pictured myself when I was much younger, the concept of having breasts just seemed oddly normal. perhaps that is what they are now. Just a natural part of me.

Cheers,
Gwen Smith

Boobs

[(Anonymous)]

As the owner of a set of 40DDD boobs, let me tell you my opinion on them. They are good for nothing. They just hang around most of the time clinging to my chest causing back pain. They get in the way when doing most things, especially when sleeping. Okay, I will admit I would probably miss them if they weren't there especially in sexual situations, but in general big boobs are Useless and Annoying.

MY boobs

[(Anonymous)]

Hey this is Jenn's sister ,,, she sent me the entry on the journal to look over, and i asked if she really wanted me to anwser that question. Over and over agin I would hear that girl's breasts would often grow to the size of their mothers or grandmothers. Well after know the size of my grandma's (DD). I'm soooooo happy that my cup size is only a B cup.

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

They're really just there most of the time. Heavy enough to make my shoulders hurt sometimes. I would miss them if I woke up and they were gone, at least for a little while. I wish I had smaller ones so the nipples would be more sensitive. And since I don't plan on having kids, I feel like I am carrying false advertising around on my chest sometime. I do wish they were perky, though. Definite drawback of having naturally large, heavy boobs.

[kengr]

(Offer limited to biological females, M2F persons currently displaying at least an A-cup, F2Ms currently possesing their orbs, and Maori tribesment of the 18th century).

Well, not sure if I qualify as M2F. But I can fill an A cup anyway. :-)

They're kinda nice. Wish they were more sensitive.

[kitsunekaboom.livejournal.com]

Maori tribesment of the 18th century You agist! What about us Maori tribesmen of the 19th century huh? What are we supposed to do with our enormous tits?!? ;)

[zaecus.livejournal.com]

Bugger, you beat me to it mate. Missed it by fifty years m'self, but on t'other side. Gran' Ol' 17th here.

[multiphonikks.livejournal.com]

1) They ache when I forget I have them and bump into things as a consequence.

2) It's impossible to jog without them getting in the way

3) They exist :)

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

I guess I should stick my two cents in here, even though it IS my own article.

Basically, I'm very happy with them, first up, but they can be a bit annoying. I like to draw lying down on my stomach. These things are like "FLOOR!" and then get in the way. Jiggle factor is up there, too, and driving down dirt roads has a whole new meaning for me. :)

I may be being a bit gooshy about it but in general, the "shape" they give me is a much more pleasing one then before I had them. I'm a lot happier that I have them, simply beause boobs=girl, and that's an equasion I can live with. :D

Ask me again in five years while I'm driving my truck across a speed bump.... :D

[nosugarsadded.livejournal.com]

I LOVE BREASTS!!!

I particularly love MY breasts, because they're BREASTS!, and I get to take them with me wherever I go!!! Yay! They're large enough for boys (and girls) to ogle, but not too large to be annoying. They could be more perky, but I don't get any complaints from anyone. They are useful, too! I mean, there's that whole breast feeding thing, which isn't useful for me yet, but in the meantime, I put my hands on them while drying my fingernail polish. Because those of us who have had entire lifetimes of practice at being a girl (and somehow still don't have it down?) don't often run into things with our breasts, I figure putting wet paint on them makes us less likely mess up our nails. And in the meantime, we get to touch BREASTS! Yay!

They serve as an excellent indicator of approximately when I'm going to get my period, so that's very useful. (They get a little tender about a week before.) Do they get in the way? I'm sure they do, but I've spent a lot of time compensating for them, so now it's natural.

But the point is, THEY'RE BREASTS! And that, by definition, makes them WONDERFUL! They feel good, are fun to gush around and play with, and pretty to look at. How much better does it get?!

[takhisis.livejournal.com]

My attitude is a decided "Meh." As an extremely flat-chested person, I can count myself lucky that I avoid some of the pitfalls of large bazooms... I never wear a bra and can happily leap about in martial arts without any issues. However, it also means that I have gotten some amount of crap about it at least once a week for the last 15-ish years. Yes, I have Very Small Tits, somehow this makes me socially abhorrent, especially in Texas. If it weren't for that constant bit of annoyance, I think I'd be utterly neutral about my chest.

My cats, however, vote that they are perfect-sized Kittypillows. ;)

mixed feelings...

[doc-ashimoto.livejournal.com]

They're annoying when they jiggle, but on the other hand I think they got Sir out of a large quantity of traffic fine last October. A certain person mentioned under lj-cut seems to admire them, which is always nice, and I'm thinking of using them as a secret weapon against someone else. So I guess they're not too bad overall. I just hope they even out quickly and then don't grow anymore, because this whole additional growth at age 23 thing is not making me happy.

And yes, they do make for a nice kitty pillow. They just seem to be a lot more useful to other people than they are to me, except in terms of bribery or as a fashion accessory (and I can't even remove them when I'd rather not wear them).

Just had to mention...

[amazon-chique.livejournal.com]

...that your requirements are a bit lopsided. I mean, despite my being female and my brother being, well... not, he still has the bigger, more shapely boobs between the two of us.

As for my own breasts, well... they're kind of fun and squishy, which I like, but they're sore (especially one week out of the month; stupid BC pills) and make speed bumps EVIL rather than just annoying. They also make me really self-conscious (although I'd probably be moreso if they weren't there). Overall, they don't do a lot for me, and the only time I really don't mind having them is when 'someone' is suckling on them... then I love them.

Yeah, I probably just crossed a TMI boundary right there...

[chrysalis.livejournal.com]

Well mine are fairly standard breasts -- 34B. I like them, mainly because they're sensitive (though that causes problems too!) and they're a good size for my frame. I may think differently in 10 years though as they become less bouncy. :)

My Boobys

[(Anonymous)]

I'm one of Jenn's oldest friends. I have B boobys and I like having them. They can be a pain because caffeine and cold weather make them ache, but I REALLY enjoy them when they are being fondled by my boyfriend! They don't get in the way and sometimes I wish they were just a bit bigger, but overall I am happy with them and would not enjoy sex as much without them. -Zaranastar Hi Jenn!!! ;)