HUMOR BREAK
Nov. 3rd, 2004 11:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariWe could all use a laugh, I think, before I write the daily goings on:
Subtitles from actual Hong Kong Martial Arts films:
1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way!
2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
Subtitles from actual Hong Kong Martial Arts films:
1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way!
2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
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Date: 2004-11-04 06:50 am (UTC)[geek]
Number one is misquoted. The actual line is "I am damned unsatisfied to be killed in this way." I know this, because this is the line I want inscribed on my tombstone.
Have you ever noticed, by the way, that "kung fu flicks" is listed as an interest on my LJ userinfo page? I guess I ought to add "pedantry" and "didacticism" as well. :)
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Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep!!
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Date: 2004-11-05 02:06 am (UTC)"I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie!"