Ukrongrad here- A few simple and helpful rules to make dishwashing quick and simple: (working on the theory "no dishes, no dishwashing) 1. Everyone eats directly out of the boxes, over the sink. (note: this requires that the trash disposal is working, which is always a good idea- it's so useful for getting rid of the evidence when you- errr, just take my word for it, it's useful 2: Make regular raids on grocery store delis for plastic eating utinsels- I mean, they're just lying out there, might as well grab a dozen sporks at a time. Granted, the plastic utinsels must then be thrown away, but that's a problem for the trash people. And don't give me any of that saving mother earth treehugger crap- you think mother earth cared when Cave Bears and Saber tooth tigers were eating our ancestors? She gave not a flying fig about 'em! 3. Crazy glue on the cabinet doors that give access to the dishes- make people work to get those things! Then invite them to eat over the sink instead! Ditto for the silverware- make sure the plasticware is out where they can get it.
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Date: 2012-04-26 12:21 am (UTC)1. Everyone eats directly out of the boxes, over the sink.
(note: this requires that the trash disposal is working, which is always a good idea- it's so useful for getting rid of the evidence when you- errr, just take my word for it, it's useful
2: Make regular raids on grocery store delis for plastic eating utinsels- I mean, they're just lying out there, might as well grab a dozen sporks at a time. Granted, the plastic utinsels must then be thrown away, but that's a problem for the trash people. And don't give me any of that saving mother earth treehugger crap- you think mother earth cared when Cave Bears and Saber tooth tigers were eating our ancestors? She gave not a flying fig about 'em!
3. Crazy glue on the cabinet doors that give access to the dishes- make people work to get those things! Then invite them to eat over the sink instead! Ditto for the silverware- make sure the plasticware is out where they can get it.