CRESCENT FRESH!

[dolari]

"If you're like me, you wake up in the middle of the night thinking - WHERE! ARE! ALL! OF! THOSE! CORPSES!!!!"

"If you're like me, hot summer days mean two things: One - long hours in the back of a police cruiser and, two - wishing I had some chicken flavored air conditioning."

"I have a question about my sexuality...am I a dinner fork or a salad fork?"
"I think it'd be best to just lie there until someone picks you up."
"Oh, that is SO kinky."

Q: Which rocker was David Copperfield's magic assistant?
A: "Magic man David Copperfield's first assistant was Bjork."
"NO! IT! WASN'T! LEAVE BJORK OUT OF THESE FACTS! BJORK IS A MYSTERY NOT TO BE QUESTIONED OR THOUGHT ABOUT!"
"Dude, we just make all of these up anyway!"
"BJORK IS OFF LIMITS!"

"As the Mayor of Transylvania, we'd like to give you the key to our city."
"Do you only have one door?"
"...well...yes."

"You gotta watch your lines, buddy."
"I had the smooth lines."
"Yeah, smooth as in...whale carcass."

"Certain notes in Mariah Carey's high range have been known to make dolphins abduct and eat small children."

"If you had like 5,000 cans of that spray snow thyat you put on windows, and if you could somehow get something like a piece of wood acrtoss the bottom of all of them -- turn em upside down, shake em up, turn em upside down - and if you had a piece of wood under them that would lift up and press all of them at the same time...and you had that...on fire...it could push us down the street. IT would propel us. We could totally win this year."

"My methods of calculating time are far superior to yours. I'm on time in ways you can't possibly understand."

"Folks, have you ever had to run around the dark with your pants around your ankles? It's not easy."
"We're touching families, we're touching ourselves."

"Now if you're like me, friends, you don't just want to see your friends, you actually want to dissect them into millions of thin slices."

"Stop this, stop this. Look you stupid fucking robot..."
"Woah."
"...get off the show. I can do this show alone. I'd RATHER do it alone than be with you."
"I love you, Olly."
"SHUT UP!"

"If the sky was made out of fire, and the ocean was all blood, every single one of our vacation pictures would have looked like albums."

"I'm gonna be an eskimo some day! YOU JUST WATCH ME SUCKER!"

Comments

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... whatevah!

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

"Up until Rattle And Rum, all of the U2 albums were recorded by harnessing the power of fermenting potatoes, to symbolize the plight of Ireland."

[mirandakali.livejournal.com]

O.K. I give. You are either Illuminati Primi, or channeling "Happy Noodle Boy" (perhapse you are a small piece of Johnen Vasquez's pants, pretty, yet laden with compelling lime icey, but I digress)

[chrysalis.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Naruto AMV featuring "Ninja of the Night"? If not, I simply must give it to you next time you're online. :)