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Dec. 9th, 2019 01:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolari"Oh. The Linksys Router is dead."
"What?"
"The Linksys Router. It's dead."
"'The Linksys Router...is dead.' Is that how one says it? As simply as that? 'The Linksys Router is dead. The Linksys Router...is dead.' 'The soup is hot.' 'The soup is cold.' 'The Linksys Router is working...The Linksys Router is dead.' ...SHAKE WITH TERROR WHEN SUCH WORDS PASS YOUR LIPS! FOR FEAR THEY BE UNTRUE AND THE ROUTER CUT YOUR SPEEDS TO 802.11B FOR THE LIE! And if true, for your LIFETIME BOAST that you were honored to speak that name even in death. The dying of such a router, must be SHOUTED! SCREAMED! It must echo back from the corners of the universe! "THE LINKSYS ROUTER IS DEAD! THE BSFR41 LIVES NO MORE!"
"What?"
"The Linksys Router. It's dead."
"'The Linksys Router...is dead.' Is that how one says it? As simply as that? 'The Linksys Router is dead. The Linksys Router...is dead.' 'The soup is hot.' 'The soup is cold.' 'The Linksys Router is working...The Linksys Router is dead.' ...SHAKE WITH TERROR WHEN SUCH WORDS PASS YOUR LIPS! FOR FEAR THEY BE UNTRUE AND THE ROUTER CUT YOUR SPEEDS TO 802.11B FOR THE LIE! And if true, for your LIFETIME BOAST that you were honored to speak that name even in death. The dying of such a router, must be SHOUTED! SCREAMED! It must echo back from the corners of the universe! "THE LINKSYS ROUTER IS DEAD! THE BSFR41 LIVES NO MORE!"
