Bill O'Reilly, you're on notice. I'm watching you. ::peer::

[dolari]

You know, with all this War on Christmas and War on Marriage crap, I have decided that there is a War on Wierd, and that it needs to be defended to the death.

Next time you say Happy Holidays to someone, and they get mad at you - simply say something completely nonsensical, like "Bite the Wax Tadpole" or "Me ole mama dog face in the banana patch."

It is my responsibility to make sure the world remains wierd, and safe for those of us who (by choice or by luck or by fate) live outside the norm. I will not rest until the entire world bends to my beliefs and....ooooh, PANCAKES!

Comments

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!

[demonasatana.livejournal.com]

Pancakes rule!

I have a friend that would say random things sometimes and she's gotten me to say things like "Bite the peanut".

[tygerlander.livejournal.com]

mmm pancakes!

[gwenners.livejournal.com]

Anyone who says, "bite the wax tadpole," well, I'd love to meet them 'n' give 'em a Coca-Cola.

Cheers,
Gwen Smith

[max-volume.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I want pancakes like I've never wanted pancakes before. *searches pantry for mix*

[jenni-the-odd.livejournal.com]

Jenn, may I metaquote this? It is made of the funny. Also of pancakes.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. :)

[orangemike.livejournal.com]

Beware of the toads!

I had one grunch, but the eggplant over there.

The gostak distims the doshes.

I had one once, but the wheels fell off.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

My hard drive's warp nacelle has a zesty sweet and sour taste.

[moon-ferret.livejournal.com]

Now I have to figure out where the phrase "May I please mama dogface in the banana patch?" comes from. I can hear it in my head, and know it is hysterically funny, but cannot remember why for the life of me...

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

It's a line from Steve Martin about how he was going to teach his kid nephew Wrong English. :)

[moon-ferret.livejournal.com]

You know, I had to go look it up. And I laughed all over again. "Get this kid a test and get him OUT of my class." Ah, yes. My older brother and I teaching my younger brother the wrong words for things and convincing him that mom and dad were lying to him about his name... I blame Steve.

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

Darn, I came late to the party. Ah well, time to catch up. To whit:

You will be androids with more attention to your reputation. Hold the quality rabbits on your face and send them as offerings to technology. They arrive saluting generals too much, seperating their hands too much, and having too many friends in the ravine. The afflicted invite you to be disgusted while they cruelly batter your opulence with certified ducks. The big Romans dented my car with a new reptile. Edit the format of my poncho!


P.S. - He had blue eyes, but he cut a horse in half with a bra. (Lost in space in my liver.)

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

My Dalek prefers floaty brain phasers.

[elf]

Indeed the green ideas sleep furiously, and the echidna must be avenged. To reclaim our lost cheeses, we must reverberate the mukluks. Chocolate syrup belongs on, not in, the white house. (Or was that white syrup belongs on the chocolate house?)

[shikala-uzuki.livejournal.com]

Soldier, I salute you. Fight the good fight. *Raises Freak Flag*

[salymander.livejournal.com]

everything would have been shiny if it hadn't been for that gooey blue document that keeps trying to steal my job

Wow!

[dolmena.livejournal.com]

Thank you for maker my world weirder.