I....just want....some SLEEP.
Mar. 9th, 2006 07:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolariThis house is trying to KILL ME.
More specifically, the fire alarm. The fire alarm goes off anytime someone takes a shower. It goes off anytime I cook dinner. And now has decided to just go off randomly, and when you shut it up, it starts beeping again thirty seconds later.
I finally just gave up and took the battery out.
At this point, I'm now waiting for the scary shrieking "GET OUT!" voice. At which time I will scream "FIND ME A JOB AND I'M OUT OF HERE!"
Come on, demons from the ether. You can either terrorize me with allergies, smoke alarms and spooky vibe, or you can help me get a job, and I'll get out of your hair. Put that supernatural dark energy from the abyss to something PRODUCTIVE!
::is now imagining a job interview where a shrieking voice screams "SHE GOT AN EXCELLENT RESUME!"::
More specifically, the fire alarm. The fire alarm goes off anytime someone takes a shower. It goes off anytime I cook dinner. And now has decided to just go off randomly, and when you shut it up, it starts beeping again thirty seconds later.
I finally just gave up and took the battery out.
At this point, I'm now waiting for the scary shrieking "GET OUT!" voice. At which time I will scream "FIND ME A JOB AND I'M OUT OF HERE!"
Come on, demons from the ether. You can either terrorize me with allergies, smoke alarms and spooky vibe, or you can help me get a job, and I'll get out of your hair. Put that supernatural dark energy from the abyss to something PRODUCTIVE!
::is now imagining a job interview where a shrieking voice screams "SHE GOT AN EXCELLENT RESUME!"::
