Metric?! My car gets two rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

[dolari]

WARNING! WARNING! OFFICIAL PR SOUNDING BLURB AHEAD:



I'll be at Trinoc-Con in Raliegh-Durham, NC July 21st-23rd! Along side some better artists, such as Erin Lindsey of Venus Envy and Jamie Robertson of Clan of the Cats. I'll be dirt poor so I may not have much at my table besides my love, which is $5 a pop. $10 if you want to use the whip.

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[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

From what I hear, the whip is always worth it.

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

That's right folks, I'm selling myself in both canned soda and spread forms! Five bucks for twelve ounces of fizzy Emily goodness, ten bucks for smooth yummy Emily that goes best on sandwiches or in salads. You can't lose. There's a limited supply, so order now!