National Board Of Jenn Dolari Requests $10 Billion Bailout

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ROCHESTER, MN -- Jenn Dolari, president of the National Board of Jenn Dolari, lobbied Congress for an unprecedented $10 billion bailout package Monday. "In order to continue providing Americans with a full range of Jenn Dolari-related services, it is crucial that I receive this aid," Dolari told Congress. "This relief package will not only will cover my $56 bank overdraft, but numerous administrative costs, as well."

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Blatantly ripped from The Onion....