...especially once it gets to the web and people start innocently quoting it, unknowing of the source. The 72DD(?) story was from the Weekly World News... which must've run it when they ran out of stories about Bat Boy. He must be on a mission they aren't allowed to write about, coz you know, he's joined the Marines.
The Parody That Reads Like a Newspaper
Deener... who had to log in as Anon.