Apocalypse Lite: All the thrill of Death (TM) with none of the finality!

I'm a weird messed up little girl...which is not necessarily a BAD thing:

I don't know who writes Kids WB commercials, but give them an Emmy already, or a Tony, or a Cleo, or a burger. They deserve it:

ASH KETCHAM
Pokeball, go!

Ash throws the pokeball and captures...

ASK KETCHAM
Wow! I caught Jackie Chan!

That was almost as good as Batman singing the Jigglypuff song. :)

I have a deep dark secret. Very deep and dark. No one but a very few people know about it...it's so deep, dark and dirty, that I've hid it from everyone - until now.

[Jenn steps up to a podium, taps a microphone a few times, and speaks clearly into it]

Hello...[microphone whine]. My name is Jenn Dolari. And I watch Sailor Moon.

[Across the nation, the Internet is abuzz with people removing her from their friends list at the speed of thought]

So, we're down to one five year old girl, and several hundred thousand hentai, now. Any ways, they're finally showing some episodes with the lesbian girls on national TV. Only this time they're calling them cousins. Kinda funny when you know the subtext of the episodes. I wonder what they'll do when they get into the tranny episodes, if even they'll touch that at all.

What happened to the voice acting? It's all so bland now, and they have one voice doing at least four now....

Oh my god...I'm talking about the production values of Sailor Moon. Hit me now! PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

I'm a rare breed - the female geek. :)

Apocalypse Lite: All the thrill of Death (TM) with none of the finality!

I'm a weird messed up little girl...which is not necessarily a BAD thing:

I don't know who writes Kids WB commercials, but give them an Emmy already, or a Tony, or a Cleo, or a burger. They deserve it:

ASH KETCHAM
Pokeball, go!

Ash throws the pokeball and captures...

ASK KETCHAM
Wow! I caught Jackie Chan!

That was almost as good as Batman singing the Jigglypuff song. :)

I have a deep dark secret. Very deep and dark. No one but a very few people know about it...it's so deep, dark and dirty, that I've hid it from everyone - until now.

[Jenn steps up to a podium, taps a microphone a few times, and speaks clearly into it]

Hello...[microphone whine]. My name is Jenn Dolari. And I watch Sailor Moon.

[Across the nation, the Internet is abuzz with people removing her from their friends list at the speed of thought]

So, we're down to one five year old girl, and several hundred thousand hentai, now. Any ways, they're finally showing some episodes with the lesbian girls on national TV. Only this time they're calling them cousins. Kinda funny when you know the subtext of the episodes. I wonder what they'll do when they get into the tranny episodes, if even they'll touch that at all.

What happened to the voice acting? It's all so bland now, and they have one voice doing at least four now....

Oh my god...I'm talking about the production values of Sailor Moon. Hit me now! PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

I'm a rare breed - the female geek. :)

I'll have you know that I am positively exuding innocence. I'm going to have to change the sheets l

Dollop City was a massive construction, housing several million inhabitants. It had been created aeons ago by the hand of The Great Maker. Evolution had changed the color of Dollop City, changed the inhabitants. Created a culture.

Zigglemorf, a chieftain of the Farhgwarbler sect, strode down the avenue proudly. He'd just secured several thousand Zorkmids in funds for the creating of the first artificial railway city through Dollop City, connecting the blacklands of the east, with the whitelands of the west.

He was contemplating this grand achievement, and the progress it would be when the end came.

The Hand of god smote Dollop City. Bringing with it, the Brillo Pad of the Apocalypse.

If you haven't gotten the hint so far, I cleaned the kitchen. It was a biological hazard, and I killed several of these cities made of pancake batter (when did I last have pancakes?) and/or chopped lemons. I hope the inhabitants don't come back and haunt me.

Deener came over one more time, this time with a bit more money, and a trip to Scholtzky's. Everything I have to say about this is in my last entry...I promised no more crying. She wants to come over again tomorrow. I'd like that.

My machine and I are in a wrestling match. I thin I got it down for the pin. Anyone know why my machine would just simply freeze for seconds a time, on regular intervals and give me blue screens? No virus I can see....

Sleepy time for Jenn. Good night, good fight.

I'll have you know that I am positively exuding innocence. I'm going to have to change the sheets l

Dollop City was a massive construction, housing several million inhabitants. It had been created aeons ago by the hand of The Great Maker. Evolution had changed the color of Dollop City, changed the inhabitants. Created a culture.

Zigglemorf, a chieftain of the Farhgwarbler sect, strode down the avenue proudly. He'd just secured several thousand Zorkmids in funds for the creating of the first artificial railway city through Dollop City, connecting the blacklands of the east, with the whitelands of the west.

He was contemplating this grand achievement, and the progress it would be when the end came.

The Hand of god smote Dollop City. Bringing with it, the Brillo Pad of the Apocalypse.

If you haven't gotten the hint so far, I cleaned the kitchen. It was a biological hazard, and I killed several of these cities made of pancake batter (when did I last have pancakes?) and/or chopped lemons. I hope the inhabitants don't come back and haunt me.

Deener came over one more time, this time with a bit more money, and a trip to Scholtzky's. Everything I have to say about this is in my last entry...I promised no more crying. She wants to come over again tomorrow. I'd like that.

My machine and I are in a wrestling match. I thin I got it down for the pin. Anyone know why my machine would just simply freeze for seconds a time, on regular intervals and give me blue screens? No virus I can see....

Sleepy time for Jenn. Good night, good fight.

I am safe from all invading musical memes, since I'm using Zeppelin II for protection.

I did nothing today.

Really.

Not a thing.

Didn't clean the house, didn't pack, nothing.

I spent the day downloading. Cause I'm losing my cable modem at the end of the month if not sooner. What was I downloading? ROMs.

Lots of ROMs. :)

Can anyone tell me why there is "fruit on the bottom" yogurt, and blended yogurt? They cost the same, and I usually end up blending it anyways. Anyone have a real explanation? Or a fake one?

I am safe from all invading musical memes, since I'm using Zeppelin II for protection.

I did nothing today.

Really.

Not a thing.

Didn't clean the house, didn't pack, nothing.

I spent the day downloading. Cause I'm losing my cable modem at the end of the month if not sooner. What was I downloading? ROMs.

Lots of ROMs. :)

Can anyone tell me why there is "fruit on the bottom" yogurt, and blended yogurt? They cost the same, and I usually end up blending it anyways. Anyone have a real explanation? Or a fake one?