1st
01:40

Anyone can be randomly destructive; the trick is to be elegantly destructive.

- 3 comments

01:40

Anyone can be randomly destructive; the trick is to be elegantly destructive.



2nd
00:30

Misericordia

- 16 comments

00:30

Misericordia



04:08

Now be a good boy, and go write on the blackboard one-hundred times "I will not be a collectivist lo



04:08

Now be a good boy, and go write on the blackboard one-hundred times "I will not be a collectivist lo



3rd
14:15

Where'd I put that dove?



14:15

Where'd I put that dove?



4th
03:51

There's female transformers, you know. Alita-1, Arcee....Although according to that last page she t

- 2 comments

03:51

There's female transformers, you know. Alita-1, Arcee....Although according to that last page she t



6th
03:48

grilled dill pickles with chilled vanilla filling

- 4 comments

03:48

grilled dill pickles with chilled vanilla filling



7th
04:39

Funk this, you wookie!



04:39

Funk this, you wookie!



9th
02:17

Eucritta melanolimnetes

- 4 comments

02:17

Eucritta melanolimnetes



16:22

(no subject)



16:22

(no subject)



23:59

Mad scientists never have to write grant proposals.

- 4 comments

23:59

Mad scientists never have to write grant proposals.



10th
18:24

No good deed goes unpunished.



18:24

No good deed goes unpunished.



11th
01:55

I know more about N-Sync than any straight man should.

- 1 comment

01:55

I know more about N-Sync than any straight man should.



12th
03:07

(no subject)



03:07

(no subject)



03:33

(no subject)

- 3 comments

03:33

(no subject)



15:13

I don't like doing this, but i feel I gotta....

- 12 comments

15:13

I don't like doing this, but i feel I gotta....



20:18

She has illusion and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.

- 2 comments

20:18

She has illusion and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.



13th
03:44

Before you try to go outside, to take in the view...look up because the sky could fall on you.



03:44

Before you try to go outside, to take in the view...look up because the sky could fall on you.



04:33

(no subject)



04:33

(no subject)



14th
02:43

HULK SMASH HULK! (Skull breaks open releasing candy and treats for children)



02:43

HULK SMASH HULK! (Skull breaks open releasing candy and treats for children)



15th
03:46

DO you know how hard it is to find a wedding dress on a battlecruiser?

- 6 comments

03:46

DO you know how hard it is to find a wedding dress on a battlecruiser?



16th
02:38

Thingies in the night...exchanging glances....



02:38

Thingies in the night...exchanging glances....



17th
01:11

Fine, if you switch your long distance service to MCI, we WILL murder your boss.

- 2 comments

01:11

Fine, if you switch your long distance service to MCI, we WILL murder your boss.



03:50

Leak to Erin and die.

- 4 comments

03:50

Leak to Erin and die.



18th
03:05

Leak + Erin = Die.



03:05

Leak + Erin = Die.



19:07

TiVo is evil.



19:07

TiVo is evil.



19th
03:37

This entire story has been one long chicken mindgame! But not, at last, I've forced your hand! The



03:37

This entire story has been one long chicken mindgame! But not, at last, I've forced your hand! The



20th
01:22

"I've ascended to a higher plane of existence. I'm energy now." "How's that workin' for ya?"

- 9 comments

01:22

"I've ascended to a higher plane of existence. I'm energy now." "How's that workin' for ya?"



23:33

Erin's home....

- 2 comments

23:33

Erin's home....



21st
04:17

You will long for death...and death will be a long time coming.



04:17

You will long for death...and death will be a long time coming.



22nd
02:01

You're gonna carry that weight.



02:01

You're gonna carry that weight.



02:14

You're Gonna Carry That Weight, Part Two



02:14

You're Gonna Carry That Weight, Part Two



16:18

You're gonna carry that weight, Part III



16:18

You're gonna carry that weight, Part III



23rd
01:59

BETTA: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR TETRA ARE BELONG TO US.

- 5 comments

01:59

BETTA: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR TETRA ARE BELONG TO US.



03:13

And everybody say....TETRA!



03:13

And everybody say....TETRA!



03:57

Three Finned Freaks



03:57

Three Finned Freaks



05:31

Why won't you just WORK, dammit?



05:31

Why won't you just WORK, dammit?



24th
04:24

The nighttime chattering of the mind....



04:24

The nighttime chattering of the mind....



06:01

Unlocked.



06:01

Unlocked.



20:19

SOS - Scientologists on Speed

- 3 comments

20:19

SOS - Scientologists on Speed



25th
02:23

The stars were our playground, the sky our protector. Then something went wrong. Horribly wrong.

- 8 comments

02:23

The stars were our playground, the sky our protector. Then something went wrong. Horribly wrong.



05:05

The trench coat: Dead symbol of universal evil.



05:05

The trench coat: Dead symbol of universal evil.



26th
04:32

I keep the pile of spaghetti over there by my pile of urethras.

- 3 comments

04:32

I keep the pile of spaghetti over there by my pile of urethras.



28th
03:27

Yeah, she is a little bit strange...but amnesia does that to someone.



03:27

Yeah, she is a little bit strange...but amnesia does that to someone.



29th
05:11

::laugh::



05:11

::laugh::



30th
04:52

I've been on it on/off for most of the morning. mostly off. without dialing off.

- 4 comments

04:52

I've been on it on/off for most of the morning. mostly off. without dialing off.



31st
03:02

We mus have a speech about discipline in the ranks....

- 1 comment

03:02

We mus have a speech about discipline in the ranks....



04:53

The best revenge? Living well....

- 5 comments

04:53

The best revenge? Living well....