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- 2nd
- 03:14 am
You know, you couldn't have picked a better roomate. Maybe next time, you'll get one that can make
03:14 amYou know, you couldn't have picked a better roomate. Maybe next time, you'll get one that can make
03:42 amBecause Adecco is shifty.
03:42 amBecause Adecco is shifty.
02:40 pmBecause it's the only way to motivate me:
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02:40 pmBecause it's the only way to motivate me:
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05:49 pmAnd so it begins....
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05:49 pmAnd so it begins....
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- 3rd
- 04:40 am
"When it's You versus The World, back The World." --Frank Zappa
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04:40 am"When it's You versus The World, back The World." --Frank Zappa
02:19 pmWhy don't we waltz in an raid the Invid's refrigerator while we're at it?
02:19 pmWhy don't we waltz in an raid the Invid's refrigerator while we're at it?
- 4th
- 12:12 am
"What will we do now, Doctor?" "What I've always done, Sarah Jane: Improvise."
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12:12 am"What will we do now, Doctor?" "What I've always done, Sarah Jane: Improvise."
08:37 pmIt's over. But the moment has been prepared for.
08:37 pmIt's over. But the moment has been prepared for.
09:05 pmGod Bless Calvin and Hobbes.
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09:05 pmGod Bless Calvin and Hobbes.
- 5th
- 04:06 am
Stupid Jenn Fact: Chuck Barris was a CIA agent.
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04:06 amStupid Jenn Fact: Chuck Barris was a CIA agent.
- 7th
- 04:02 am
Chesticaboobularmammalapecularbibbitybobbityboob.
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04:02 amChesticaboobularmammalapecularbibbitybobbityboob.
- 8th
- 01:27 am
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- 9th
- 04:53 am
Women Who Love Men and the Men who hate the Men who the Women are Loving if it isn't Them.
04:53 amWomen Who Love Men and the Men who hate the Men who the Women are Loving if it isn't Them.
02:02 pmAnyone spare a quarter for a freak?
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02:02 pmAnyone spare a quarter for a freak?
- 10th
- 05:46 am
You get a shit eating grin by learning to eat shit.
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05:46 amYou get a shit eating grin by learning to eat shit.
- 11th
- 06:06 am
If at first you don't succeed...run away.
06:06 amIf at first you don't succeed...run away.
04:31 pmThe reason my life is so manic/depressive is that the events in my life are so manic/depressive.
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04:31 pmThe reason my life is so manic/depressive is that the events in my life are so manic/depressive.
- 12th
- 04:05 am
Get that turban off my kitty!
- 5 comments
04:05 amGet that turban off my kitty!
05:22 amThe itching. The burning. Try Afa Wrestling School
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05:22 amThe itching. The burning. Try Afa Wrestling School
11:12 pmAmazing results like these are why a lot of people maybe call me "The Martha Stewart of Home Explosi
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11:12 pmAmazing results like these are why a lot of people maybe call me "The Martha Stewart of Home Explosi
- 13th
- 05:00 am
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- 18th
- 04:23 am
It's a fragrant mix of orange sherbet and burning rubber cement.
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04:23 amIt's a fragrant mix of orange sherbet and burning rubber cement.
- 19th
- 05:42 am
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Assuming you can find the haystack from the Internati
05:42 amIt's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Assuming you can find the haystack from the Internati
- 20th
- 04:35 am
By 2015, an estimated 3.3 million U.S. jobs and $136 billion in wages will transfer offshore to coun
04:35 amBy 2015, an estimated 3.3 million U.S. jobs and $136 billion in wages will transfer offshore to coun
- 21st
- 04:25 am
Let's play the Hammer Game!
- 5 comments
04:25 amLet's play the Hammer Game!
- 22nd
- 04:33 am
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06:11 pmInsult to Injury
06:11 pmInsult to Injury
- 23rd
- 01:44 am
"I like cheese better than death!" "YAAAY!"
01:44 am"I like cheese better than death!" "YAAAY!"
03:59 amCause money automatically makes me think of ferrets.
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03:59 amCause money automatically makes me think of ferrets.
- 24th
- 02:50 am
You know why the number 46 is so important? It's my age, and your IQ.
02:50 amYou know why the number 46 is so important? It's my age, and your IQ.
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- 25th
- 11:59 pm
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- 26th
- 11:59 pm
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- 27th
- 11:59 pm
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- 28th
- 11:59 pm
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- 29th
- 11:59 pm
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- 30th
- 11:59 pm
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