- 1st
- 10:12 pm
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- 2nd
- 07:23 am
A STARSHIP LEAVES SECTOR 412 GOING WEST AT WARP 3 AND ANOTHER LEAVES SECTOR 971.3 GOING EAST AT WARP
- 18 comments
07:23 amA STARSHIP LEAVES SECTOR 412 GOING WEST AT WARP 3 AND ANOTHER LEAVES SECTOR 971.3 GOING EAST AT WARP
- 3rd
- 08:09 am
o/` Please, Lord, If I'm abducted, don't let it be the greys o/` the short little guys with the big
- 1 comment
08:09 amo/` Please, Lord, If I'm abducted, don't let it be the greys o/` the short little guys with the big
05:18 pmTexas, Oh, Texas, all eat our Mighty State
- 12 comments
05:18 pmTexas, Oh, Texas, all eat our Mighty State
- 4th
- 01:46 pm
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01:46 pm(no subject)
- 5th
- 09:52 am
Gordon Bennett!
- 1 comment
09:52 amGordon Bennett!
08:37 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
08:37 pm(no subject)
- 6th
- 02:31 am
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02:31 am(no subject)
04:11 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
04:11 am(no subject)
08:28 amHappy Belated 3rd Anniversary AWFW!
08:28 amHappy Belated 3rd Anniversary AWFW!
06:31 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
06:31 pm(no subject)
- 7th
- 07:36 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
07:36 am(no subject)
03:14 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
03:14 pm(no subject)
- 8th
- 08:30 am
I don't know what's more wrong: Having someone use the menorah to light their cigarettes, or the fa
08:30 amI don't know what's more wrong: Having someone use the menorah to light their cigarettes, or the fa
02:27 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
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05:26 pm(no subject)
05:26 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 07:48 am
Wednesday
07:48 amWednesday
07:53 amTuesday
07:53 amTuesday
08:02 amMonday
08:02 amMonday
08:03 amAnd just random notes....
- 2 comments
08:03 amAnd just random notes....
09:41 pmOkay, I've seen Mark Twain's head blow up three times already! Enough!
- 5 comments
09:41 pmOkay, I've seen Mark Twain's head blow up three times already! Enough!
- 10th
- 08:50 am
You're prolly just as off as you were when you said he was making beef ice cream.
- 10 comments
08:50 amYou're prolly just as off as you were when you said he was making beef ice cream.
- 11th
- 09:40 pm
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S P
- 4 comments
09:40 pm"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! IT'S P
11:25 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
11:25 pm(no subject)
11:50 pmIf I had a nickle for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
- 4 comments
11:50 pmIf I had a nickle for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
- 12th
- 07:35 am
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07:35 am(no subject)
08:59 amOne last thing....
- 3 comments
08:59 amOne last thing....
04:27 pmIt's illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater.
04:27 pmIt's illegal in Vermont to whistle underwater.
08:01 pm(no subject)
08:01 pm(no subject)
09:40 pm"Khan could never fire on that face." "Maybe not with his PHASERS...."
- 9 comments
09:40 pm"Khan could never fire on that face." "Maybe not with his PHASERS...."
- 13th
- 11:05 am
Don't let it be said I won't give up sleep for my readers....
11:05 amDon't let it be said I won't give up sleep for my readers....
- 14th
- 03:39 am
Hoppy Holidays
- 3 comments
03:39 amHoppy Holidays
08:06 am(no subject)
- 4 comments
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05:07 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
05:07 pm(no subject)
- 15th
- 08:12 am
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- 2 comments
08:12 am(no subject)
06:50 pmGovernments are like elephants. They never forget.
- 9 comments
06:50 pmGovernments are like elephants. They never forget.
- 16th
- 07:07 am
Heyo dare, Captain Tarpals! Meesa back!
- 3 comments
07:07 amHeyo dare, Captain Tarpals! Meesa back!
- 17th
- 07:06 am
You spend your time, sitting there thinking. Thinking about sitting there, thinking.
- 2 comments
07:06 amYou spend your time, sitting there thinking. Thinking about sitting there, thinking.
08:07 am(no subject)
- 3 comments
08:07 am(no subject)
- 18th
- 07:15 am
(no subject)
- 8 comments
07:15 am(no subject)
- 19th
- 12:13 am
Public Service Announcement.
- 2 comments
12:13 amPublic Service Announcement.
04:21 amOh, the life of an artiste.
04:21 amOh, the life of an artiste.
06:20 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
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07:14 am(no subject)
07:14 am(no subject)
- 20th
- 02:27 am
ARGH!
02:27 amARGH!
05:10 amI'm not the only cuddly cat, that was enjoyed....by any bat.
- 5 comments
05:10 amI'm not the only cuddly cat, that was enjoyed....by any bat.
05:39 pm(no subject)
05:39 pm(no subject)
- 21st
- 06:16 am
Damned straight I want the steak. I haven't eaten in fourteen hours!
06:16 amDamned straight I want the steak. I haven't eaten in fourteen hours!
07:50 amThe days are just packed.
- 1 comment
07:50 amThe days are just packed.
- 22nd
- 06:30 am
You're one on my best friends, not to mention I'm very much afraid of you...
- 6 comments
06:30 amYou're one on my best friends, not to mention I'm very much afraid of you...
- 23rd
- 05:23 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
05:23 am(no subject)
- 25th
- 07:12 am
I'm not going to talk about Judy. In fact, we're not going to talk about Judy at all. We're going
- 1 comment
07:12 amI'm not going to talk about Judy. In fact, we're not going to talk about Judy at all. We're going
03:48 pm(no subject)
- 7 comments
03:48 pm(no subject)
- 26th
- 06:52 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
06:52 am(no subject)
08:04 am(no subject)
08:04 am(no subject)
05:25 pmo/` Oh, I'm proud to be o/` an Obi Wan Kenobi o/`
- 1 comment
05:25 pmo/` Oh, I'm proud to be o/` an Obi Wan Kenobi o/`
07:59 pmEven the Pope couldn't forgive this pizza...and he's letting a lot of things slide these days.
- 4 comments
07:59 pmEven the Pope couldn't forgive this pizza...and he's letting a lot of things slide these days.
- 28th
- 03:58 am
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03:58 am(no subject)
05:09 pm(no subject)
05:09 pm(no subject)
11:07 pmBrendon there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
- 6 comments
11:07 pmBrendon there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
- 29th
- 07:59 am
I managed to somehow sleep on the VERY edge of the sofa, and got the center of gravity to shift and
- 5 comments
07:59 amI managed to somehow sleep on the VERY edge of the sofa, and got the center of gravity to shift and
04:14 pmSix inches to the right and Lincoln woulda seen the end of the play.
- 2 comments
04:14 pmSix inches to the right and Lincoln woulda seen the end of the play.
04:21 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
04:21 pm(no subject)
07:49 pmBea Arthur wrestling Raptors.
- 5 comments
07:49 pmBea Arthur wrestling Raptors.
- 30th
- 06:35 am
That's the news, I'm Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs
06:35 amThat's the news, I'm Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs
07:27 am"What's the fastest growing industry in Nevada!?!" "PROCTOLOGY!"
- 8 comments
07:27 am"What's the fastest growing industry in Nevada!?!" "PROCTOLOGY!"
06:40 pmWell, damn.
- 3 comments
06:40 pmWell, damn.
- 31st
- 06:16 am
Yeah, it's dark right now, but the jalapeno ranch will kick in in a minute.
- 4 comments
06:16 amYeah, it's dark right now, but the jalapeno ranch will kick in in a minute.
07:55 amWanna feel old?
- 7 comments
07:55 amWanna feel old?
04:09 pm(no subject)
04:09 pm(no subject)