I....just want....some SLEEP.

This house is trying to KILL ME.

More specifically, the fire alarm. The fire alarm goes off anytime someone takes a shower. It goes off anytime I cook dinner. And now has decided to just go off randomly, and when you shut it up, it starts beeping again thirty seconds later.

I finally just gave up and took the battery out.

At this point, I'm now waiting for the scary shrieking "GET OUT!" voice. At which time I will scream "FIND ME A JOB AND I'M OUT OF HERE!"

Come on, demons from the ether. You can either terrorize me with allergies, smoke alarms and spooky vibe, or you can help me get a job, and I'll get out of your hair. Put that supernatural dark energy from the abyss to something PRODUCTIVE!

::is now imagining a job interview where a shrieking voice screams "SHE GOT AN EXCELLENT RESUME!"::

I....just want....some SLEEP.

This house is trying to KILL ME.

More specifically, the fire alarm. The fire alarm goes off anytime someone takes a shower. It goes off anytime I cook dinner. And now has decided to just go off randomly, and when you shut it up, it starts beeping again thirty seconds later.

I finally just gave up and took the battery out.

At this point, I'm now waiting for the scary shrieking "GET OUT!" voice. At which time I will scream "FIND ME A JOB AND I'M OUT OF HERE!"

Come on, demons from the ether. You can either terrorize me with allergies, smoke alarms and spooky vibe, or you can help me get a job, and I'll get out of your hair. Put that supernatural dark energy from the abyss to something PRODUCTIVE!

::is now imagining a job interview where a shrieking voice screams "SHE GOT AN EXCELLENT RESUME!"::