How does spam even work?!

[dolari]

You Are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Pricee For Softwares

How does that get me to WANT to buy your shit?

Comments

[drkbish.livejournal.com]

You should see some of the spam subject lines I get:

can you be any smaller utwr
you much have the smallest rbracy wqjeszfyj
that is why they call you smallie znmrjex nzeyjzvo
How did you compare to the other guys in the locker room x

I'd tell you what the actual messages said if SpamAssassin didn't score them so highly that they immediately got sent to /dev/null. :-)