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- 1st
- 11:59 pm
damn, audit trails suck. now I'll never get elected.
11:59 pmdamn, audit trails suck. now I'll never get elected.
- 2nd
- 01:30 pm
What did you expect from a guy with a name like Ozymandias?
01:30 pmWhat did you expect from a guy with a name like Ozymandias?
- 3rd
- 02:53 pm
In my rational moments, I realize that this would be unlikely to increase my happiness.
02:53 pmIn my rational moments, I realize that this would be unlikely to increase my happiness.
06:47 pm(no subject)
06:47 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmBe forewarned, patrons who miss check-out time will have their families turned into newts and their
11:59 pmBe forewarned, patrons who miss check-out time will have their families turned into newts and their
- 4th
- 03:37 pm
Apocalypse Lite: All the thrill of Death (TM) with none of the finality!
- 1 comment
03:37 pmApocalypse Lite: All the thrill of Death (TM) with none of the finality!
11:59 pmI'll have you know that I am positively exuding innocence. I'm going to have to change the sheets l
11:59 pmI am safe from all invading musical memes, since I'm using Zeppelin II for protection.
- 1 comment
11:59 pmI'll have you know that I am positively exuding innocence. I'm going to have to change the sheets l
11:59 pmI am safe from all invading musical memes, since I'm using Zeppelin II for protection.
- 5th
- 08:34 pm
(no subject)
08:34 pm(no subject)
09:15 pmIn other news, from the Alison-files...
09:15 pmIn other news, from the Alison-files...
- 6th
- 11:59 pm
"impressed" is a pretty charitable way of putting it.
- 1 comment
11:59 pm"impressed" is a pretty charitable way of putting it.
- 7th
- 11:59 pm
"One kiss with me and my Kissing MAchine and you'll be making sounds only a dog can hear."
11:59 pm"One kiss with me and my Kissing MAchine and you'll be making sounds only a dog can hear."
- 8th
- 05:16 am
(no subject)
05:16 am(no subject)
06:32 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
06:32 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 03:16 pm
This car comes complete with a generous supply of four tires.
03:16 pmThis car comes complete with a generous supply of four tires.
11:59 pmWatch out for low-flying Gilbert quotations.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmWatch out for low-flying Gilbert quotations.
- 11th
- 01:34 pm
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01:34 pm...
11:59 pmThe Fall of Man
- 4 comments
11:59 pmThe Fall of Man
- 12th
- 06:21 am
(no subject)
06:21 am(no subject)
11:59 pmI guess my nose does have about 2 degrees of freedom.
11:59 pmI guess my nose does have about 2 degrees of freedom.
- 13th
- 11:59 pm
Never underestimate any cow who can knit with her hooves.
- 4 comments
11:59 pmNever underestimate any cow who can knit with her hooves.
- 14th
- 11:59 pm
Greetings, indigestion fans!
11:59 pmGreetings, indigestion fans!
- 15th
- 05:24 pm
I want a pouty vunerable prekie minion.
05:24 pmI want a pouty vunerable prekie minion.
05:46 pmThis is getting too close to home.
05:46 pmThis is getting too close to home.
11:59 pm(no subject)
11:59 pm(no subject)
- 16th
- 11:59 pm
Now that I think about it, Showgirls is basically Annie with nudity and lesbians.
- 4 comments
11:59 pmNow that I think about it, Showgirls is basically Annie with nudity and lesbians.
- 18th
- 05:47 am
Remember My Love
05:47 amRemember My Love
11:59 pmRevenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.
- 1 comment
11:59 pmRevenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.
- 19th
- 11:59 pm
the RIAA doesn't want to hurt you, baby, it's just that the things you do make it so mad sometimes.
- 6 comments
11:59 pmthe RIAA doesn't want to hurt you, baby, it's just that the things you do make it so mad sometimes.
- 20th
- 03:50 am
Of course they rip more when you use them back there!
03:50 amOf course they rip more when you use them back there!
05:41 amAnd that includes both a NOOKY and a NOOKY-HESSUM, both in perfect condition in unopened boxes!
05:41 amAnd that includes both a NOOKY and a NOOKY-HESSUM, both in perfect condition in unopened boxes!
03:07 pmIs it a normal schwa, or a fronted schwa?
- 4 comments
03:07 pmIs it a normal schwa, or a fronted schwa?
11:59 pmWhenever I have an unpleasant thought, I just drown it in a sea of beer and infantile behavior.
11:59 pmWhenever I have an unpleasant thought, I just drown it in a sea of beer and infantile behavior.
- 21st
- 05:23 am
From an EMail....
05:23 amFrom an EMail....
04:57 pm::GROAN::
- 3 comments
04:57 pm::GROAN::
11:59 pmThere's a reason I have a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure out the monkey in my head.
11:59 pmThere's a reason I have a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure out the monkey in my head.
- 22nd
- 12:32 pm
(no subject)
12:32 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmRogan was doing 160 in a 40 mph zone when police spotted him near Lake Shore Drive and Grand Avenue.
11:59 pmRogan was doing 160 in a 40 mph zone when police spotted him near Lake Shore Drive and Grand Avenue.
- 23rd
- 11:59 pm
The Whiteness of Midday
11:59 pmThe Whiteness of Midday
- 24th
- 11:59 pm
The Yellow Afternoon
- 1 comment
11:59 pmThe Yellow Afternoon
- 25th
- 11:59 pm
The Orange Clouds of Sunset
11:59 pmThe Orange Clouds of Sunset
- 26th
- 11:59 pm
Twilight's Purple
11:59 pmTwilight's Purple
- 27th
- 11:59 pm
Midnight Blue
11:59 pmMidnight Blue
- 28th
- 11:59 pm
The Fall of Blackest Night
- 1 comment
11:59 pmThe Fall of Blackest Night
- 29th
- 03:06 am
The Last Night
- 7 comments
03:06 amThe Last Night
11:58 pmSome days, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the straps
- 3 comments
11:58 pmSome days, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the straps
- 30th
- 11:59 pm
Deep down, I always thought it was a metaphor
- 2 comments
11:59 pmDeep down, I always thought it was a metaphor
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