:;@$?* are all probably bad ideas.

Dear Mom,

Please don't ask my opinion when you've already decided it was wrong. It makes me feel bad.

Please don't blame me for something I obviously didn't do, and then go about making up outlandish theories as to why I'm to blame.

Please don't harp on me about not being able to find a job, I want out of here just as much as you want me out.

Please don't take a call for Jennifer, and then correct the caller with my old name. Especially when it's a possible job offer.

Please don't make me feel like shit. I already do.

Now, if you'll excuse me, your daughter has to go binge eat.

Thanks,
Jenn

:;@$?* are all probably bad ideas.

Dear Mom,

Please don't ask my opinion when you've already decided it was wrong. It makes me feel bad.

Please don't blame me for something I obviously didn't do, and then go about making up outlandish theories as to why I'm to blame.

Please don't harp on me about not being able to find a job, I want out of here just as much as you want me out.

Please don't take a call for Jennifer, and then correct the caller with my old name. Especially when it's a possible job offer.

Please don't make me feel like shit. I already do.

Now, if you'll excuse me, your daughter has to go binge eat.

Thanks,
Jenn

I spent most of my elementary school years terrified tat a bunch of tentacles would spring out of so

Dear Mom,

Remember that for Christmas, a starving man would rather have a hamburger than a DVD/MP3/CD/Cassette/Turntable multiplex hardware system. I know you think that Christmas is all about giving presents, but sometimes, the best presents are the ones that help with life's little problems. Please THINK About this before you flat out refuse it.

Just checking in,
Jenn

PS - I hate being here as much as you hate me being here. No need to compound the problem by telling me to my face.

I spent most of my elementary school years terrified tat a bunch of tentacles would spring out of so

Dear Mom,

Remember that for Christmas, a starving man would rather have a hamburger than a DVD/MP3/CD/Cassette/Turntable multiplex hardware system. I know you think that Christmas is all about giving presents, but sometimes, the best presents are the ones that help with life's little problems. Please THINK About this before you flat out refuse it.

Just checking in,
Jenn

PS - I hate being here as much as you hate me being here. No need to compound the problem by telling me to my face.

tha'ts perfectly in the spirit of gooberology.

Dear Mom,

Why do you get so much happiness from my despair?

Jenn

tha'ts perfectly in the spirit of gooberology.

Dear Mom,

Why do you get so much happiness from my despair?

Jenn

Ah, felgercarb.

I don't wanna talk about today. All I'll say is I managed to completely bend a remote control in half in complete and total frustration and anger.

I once told Alison I could box up a time, put it away and never deal with it again. I wish I had the ability to box up an entire year and put it away.

I'm considering putting hte journal on hiatus. Things aren't getting much better, and I don't know if I want to chronicle this shithole I'm currently living in.

Meh.

And to top it off, the snow they promised isn't coming in.

Ah, felgercarb.

I don't wanna talk about today. All I'll say is I managed to completely bend a remote control in half in complete and total frustration and anger.

I once told Alison I could box up a time, put it away and never deal with it again. I wish I had the ability to box up an entire year and put it away.

I'm considering putting hte journal on hiatus. Things aren't getting much better, and I don't know if I want to chronicle this shithole I'm currently living in.

Meh.

And to top it off, the snow they promised isn't coming in.