- 1st
- 03:14
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- 2nd
- 20:58
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- 3 comments
20:58(no subject)
21:04(no subject)
- 4 comments
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- 3rd
- 17:29
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- 1 comment
17:29(no subject)
23:59Van Damme is Van Damme in "Van Damme You All To Hell."
23:59Van Damme is Van Damme in "Van Damme You All To Hell."
- 4th
- 04:44
What about the non-freaks among you?
- 3 comments
04:44What about the non-freaks among you?
19:06You're welcome! I often say the same things of republicans! Carry on, Seargant Major!
- 1 comment
19:06You're welcome! I often say the same things of republicans! Carry on, Seargant Major!
19:09Meh heh.
- 2 comments
19:09Meh heh.
23:59The game of flying mushrooms!
23:59The game of flying mushrooms!
- 5th
- 00:33
(no subject)
00:33(no subject)
02:31(no subject)
02:31(no subject)
15:33(no subject)
- 3 comments
15:33(no subject)
23:59She was in her cell, and the nice ladies there told me she was one of the most playful and affection
23:59She was in her cell, and the nice ladies there told me she was one of the most playful and affection
- 6th
- 23:59
"Ok, so what's it going to take to get you into this car today?" "A lot more than an offer of some c
- 1 comment
23:59"Ok, so what's it going to take to get you into this car today?" "A lot more than an offer of some c
- 7th
- 00:30
::grr::
00:30::grr::
15:20Wait a minute. I have never uttered thew word powerpointerestimating.
15:20Wait a minute. I have never uttered thew word powerpointerestimating.
16:50(no subject)
16:50(no subject)
23:59Fae Fae! Smoke smoke, Fae Fae! Puff Puff, Fae Fae!
23:59Fae Fae! Smoke smoke, Fae Fae! Puff Puff, Fae Fae!
- 8th
- 15:25
Bat boy. Lost. His funding. I don't care what ANYONE else says... that defines recession. Period
- 1 comment
15:25Bat boy. Lost. His funding. I don't care what ANYONE else says... that defines recession. Period
16:52For Nathan....
- 1 comment
16:52For Nathan....
22:24Everything you touch, you destroy!
22:24Everything you touch, you destroy!
- 9th
- 02:03
Sounds like someone's sick. How very marvelous. I do hope that it's serious. Something dreadful.
02:03Sounds like someone's sick. How very marvelous. I do hope that it's serious. Something dreadful.
04:57Frankly, this is a side of you that I hope never to see again.
04:57Frankly, this is a side of you that I hope never to see again.
- 11th
- 00:11
Miss Nesbit called today...to say YOU'RE STILL BROKEN UP.
- 1 comment
00:11Miss Nesbit called today...to say YOU'RE STILL BROKEN UP.
03:38If you're like me - and I know I am – you’re going to start wondering just how much funnier Gillian’
- 1 comment
03:38If you're like me - and I know I am – you’re going to start wondering just how much funnier Gillian’
13:52(no subject)
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14:08(no subject)
14:08(no subject)
- 12th
- 01:38
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth!
- 7 comments
01:38Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth!
16:51Always on the verge of the employed....
- 3 comments
16:51Always on the verge of the employed....
23:58Bobby never caught on that he could have bored a hole in himself and let the sap out.
23:58Bobby never caught on that he could have bored a hole in himself and let the sap out.
- 13th
- 04:21
(no subject)
- 2 comments
04:21(no subject)
16:25The integral shielding i nthe cublicle walls absorbed most of the gamma rays. No personnel received
16:25The integral shielding i nthe cublicle walls absorbed most of the gamma rays. No personnel received
16:48They seem familiar/Memories of red dot fun/Happy equals bite.
16:48They seem familiar/Memories of red dot fun/Happy equals bite.
- 14th
- 15:41
"What do you think? Nine to five it's a Pullitzer Prize winner!" "There's no Z in brassiere."
- 3 comments
15:41"What do you think? Nine to five it's a Pullitzer Prize winner!" "There's no Z in brassiere."
- 15th
- 02:34
I spent all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
02:34I spent all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
04:51Bite me, Frodo.
- 3 comments
04:51Bite me, Frodo.
- 16th
- 02:55
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn
- 1 comment
02:55Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn
03:49no one is going to confuse protocol testnig with cookies.
03:49no one is going to confuse protocol testnig with cookies.
- 18th
- 02:03
THE POWER OF PONCH COMPELLS YOU!
- 3 comments
02:03THE POWER OF PONCH COMPELLS YOU!
- 19th
- 04:26
What sort of sacrifices do the off-by-one gods perfer?
- 3 comments
04:26What sort of sacrifices do the off-by-one gods perfer?
14:22everybody wang chung tonight.
14:22everybody wang chung tonight.
- 20th
- 00:48
It's the Cold War all over again. We will bury you. Only htis time in tight sequinned pants.
00:48It's the Cold War all over again. We will bury you. Only htis time in tight sequinned pants.
03:26In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups. The police who p
- 1 comment
03:26In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups. The police who p
03:44(no subject)
03:44(no subject)
23:15Reincarne Guisada
- 1 comment
23:15Reincarne Guisada
- 21st
- 00:16
agggh. my eyeballs have been sucked beyond the snarkyquote event horizon.
- 1 comment
00:16agggh. my eyeballs have been sucked beyond the snarkyquote event horizon.
00:23In what sense did you "care about" the insane sadist?
00:23In what sense did you "care about" the insane sadist?
01:49You have two minutes to reach minimum safe difference.
- 1 comment
01:49You have two minutes to reach minimum safe difference.
03:31Terrific. Now to win a larceny trial all we have to do is prove how the universe ends.
03:31Terrific. Now to win a larceny trial all we have to do is prove how the universe ends.
- 22nd
- 00:53
Do I look like a tick about to burst in this sweater?
00:53Do I look like a tick about to burst in this sweater?
16:37Please, Lord, let us reach puberty so we can unleash our mutant powers upon a world that hates and f
- 1 comment
16:37Please, Lord, let us reach puberty so we can unleash our mutant powers upon a world that hates and f
18:37No one can help you find your keys; the power to find them lies with you alone.
18:37No one can help you find your keys; the power to find them lies with you alone.
20:33TABOO - The Sixth Sense
20:33TABOO - The Sixth Sense
20:40Your are a powerful genius kitty.
20:40Your are a powerful genius kitty.
23:42The only thing keeping Iron Chef from beng anymore Japanese is tentacle mosnters attacking teenaged
23:42The only thing keeping Iron Chef from beng anymore Japanese is tentacle mosnters attacking teenaged
- 23rd
- 07:08
(no subject)
- 1 comment
07:08(no subject)
18:42(no subject)
18:42(no subject)
- 24th
- 01:27
We fix everything from tractors to relationships!
01:27We fix everything from tractors to relationships!
04:30That's a rare form of albino jelly.
- 2 comments
04:30That's a rare form of albino jelly.
05:08Quizzies.
- 1 comment
05:08Quizzies.
- 25th
- 20:59
Shampoo never tastes like it smells.
- 3 comments
20:59Shampoo never tastes like it smells.
- 26th
- 14:56
(no subject)
14:56(no subject)
15:29(no subject)
- 6 comments
15:29(no subject)
- 27th
- 00:52
If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten.
- 2 comments
00:52If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten.
01:25"Brought to you by "Ouchies": The sharp, prickly toy you bathe with"
- 3 comments
01:25"Brought to you by "Ouchies": The sharp, prickly toy you bathe with"
04:45I'm touching Norm Abrams! I hugging Norm Abrams! I'm holding Norm Abrams above my head!
- 2 comments
04:45I'm touching Norm Abrams! I hugging Norm Abrams! I'm holding Norm Abrams above my head!
17:00Norm Abrams! King of the Pixie People!
17:00Norm Abrams! King of the Pixie People!
18:01Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...Jimmy Crack Corn and...la la la...WE built this city on rock and
18:01Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...Jimmy Crack Corn and...la la la...WE built this city on rock and
- 28th
- 01:27
I dumped grain alcohol and painkillers into their Gatorade and replaced the soccer ball with a paint
01:27I dumped grain alcohol and painkillers into their Gatorade and replaced the soccer ball with a paint
02:27(no subject)
- 1 comment
02:27(no subject)
04:33Daylight Savings Time RULES! It's ROCKIN' Man!
04:33Daylight Savings Time RULES! It's ROCKIN' Man!
17:19Ankh if you love Isis
- 3 comments
17:19Ankh if you love Isis
17:39Etcetera etceter, ad infinitun, ex astra, forever and ever.
17:39Etcetera etceter, ad infinitun, ex astra, forever and ever.
23:53For those in the know...I weep for the new....
23:53For those in the know...I weep for the new....